Hey everyone! The idea for this story came about one day at lunch (we get bored). A lot of the content of this story comes from inside jokes with me and my friends. Enjoy and please R&R.

P.S. Thank you Ember1406 and kyofuzzycat for your help with this one! I really appreciate it!

P.S.S. I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET!

Texting Trouble

Summary: We all know that Ayame loves texting his two best friends, but what do thy really talk about during their conversations? Here's what I think…

Ayame: Hi Hatori, how r u?

Hatori: What do u want now, Aaya?

Ayame: Just 2 talk 2 my favorite person in the world.

Hatori: Then y rn't u texting Shigure instead of me?

Ayame: OMG Hatori! If apples were lemons and lemons were apples, would we b able 2 tell them apart?

Hatori: I don't have time 4 your stupid questions.

Ayame: Of course u do! U can always make time for your bff!

Hatori: Who said that u were my bff?

Ayame: U promised! When we were little, u said u'd b my best friend 4 life!

Hatori: I was young and stupid.

Ayame: But u promised! And u never go back on a promise, Hatori.

Shigure: What r we talking about? Huh, huh?

Ayame: Hatori doesn't want 2 b my bff anymore!

Shigure: But Hatori, u promised!

Ayame: That's what I told him!

Hatori: Like I said, young and stupid.

Ayame: OMG! I just had the gr8est idea ever!

Shigure: Tell us! Tell us! What is your fabulous idea?

Ayame: Mine and I should make Hatori the most adorable nurse's outfit! Wouldn't that just b grand?

Shigure: Aaya, u r a genius.

Ayame: I know. Hatori, what do u think?

Hatori: U just confirmed my thoughts, u really r crazy and stupid.

Shigure: But Hatori, u can't just refuse a gift. That would be impolite.

Hatori: He hasn't made or presented it yet. I can refuse it if I want 2 then.

Ayame: Who ever said I haven't made it yet? And it should be arriving at your door any second now.

Shigure: I take back what I said earlier, Aaya, u r a super-genius!

Ayame: Thank you, thank you. No applause please.

Hatori: I'm outta here.

Shigure: But my dear, you deserve all the affection in the world.

Ayame: Thank you; I appreciate your gratitude greatly.

Shigure: Hatori, don't you think our dear friend Aaya deserves as much praise as possible?

Hatori:

Shigure: Hatori? Hatori, r u there?

Ayame: What? Hatori's not responding? Hatori? Hatori, come back!

Shigure: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ayame: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There it is. Please let me know what you think. I will continue the story with different peoples' conversations depending on reviews. So, let me know.