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The Ed Fighter

Chapter 1: Before it all happened…

It was a nice and warm sunny day and The Peach Creek Cul Da Sac. Johnny was talking to his friend Plank. Who was a 2 X 4. He's weird. There I said it. Anyway. 2 young kids name Sarah and Jimmy was playing with dolls. Sarah is the sister of one of the main Characters of this tale. She has an anger problem. Which is why they're afraid of her. You would be too if you were a sister to a brat who will beat you up if you didn't listen to her. Then you have Jimmy, who is scared of everything. Really he is. Anyway He plays with dolls. Like a girl. He cares about his hair a lot. So you don't want to mess with him. Speaking of not to mess with, The Son of a Shepherd s washing his goat, Victor. Oh and his name is Rolf. Warning: Unless you're strong, don't mess with him. Now then, you have Kevin. Who's riding his bike. He's an expert at Bike riding but also, Skateboarding and Snowboarding. He's can fight. Now we go to the Dream Girl, Nazz. She is your girl next door to the boys expect for Jimmy and Rolf. Everyone wants to be with her expect, well, Jimmy and Rolf. Hey I don't like her! Well not that way. She is getting ready for a BBQ this afternoon. Which she makes every year. And yes everyone is invited. And now we go to The Kanker Sister. There ugly. They're uncool. No one likes them. Even the Three main characters. There just in there cold, rusted, trailer that was about fall on its side. They were plotting their next trick on the three main characters. And the Three Main Characters themselves, Ed, Edd n'Eddy. There your people as if the were The Three Stooges if that is there name. (Sorry if I messed up their name.) These teenage boys are funny and unpopular. They were making a scam. They were sitting on the hard, hot ground. Oh crap I forgot I must get ready for Nazz's BBQ. I'll be back soon.

"I'm running out of ideas." Said Eddy as he was trying to think.

Eddy is the leader of the Ed's. As usually he was trying to think of a scam. Which always fails.

"Well, Eddy, We could sell water and sports bars and drinks." Thought Edd.

Edd was the weak and smart one. He has to make the scams come to live. He's a neat freak.

"How about we sale butter toast!" Thought and said Ed.

Eddy and Double D looked at Ed.

Ed was the dumb and the loveable one. He did nothing but mostly messes up the scam. He's mostly dumb and rarely smart. He loves Buttered Toast mixed with Gravy.

"Your ideas are dumb Ed you know that?" Asked Eddy.

" I am Ed!" Said Ed.

" Ed don't you think that…" Edd was about to finish but Eddy stop him.

" Don't even bother Sock Head." Said Eddy.

"How about we sale our blood?" Asked Ed.

Edd just looked at him.

" Are you dumb?" Asked Edd. " I'm not going to give people my Blood."

"Yeah Sock Head is too scared." Said Eddy as he looks at Edd. " Let go Lumpy."

"Dumb leader." Said Edd behind Eddy's back as he followed them.

"I can't believe is not Buttered Toast!" Yelled Ed as he followed them.

The Ed's ran to Eddy's house.

So why are we here again Eddy?" Asked Edd.

"To make blood samples!" Yelled Ed.

Eddy slapped Ed

"To make buttered toast mix with gravy and cookie dough!" Yelled Ed.

Eddy slapped Ed again.

"To make Eddy's famous homemade Omelets." Yelled Ed.

"Right." Said Eddy.

Eddy slapped Ed one more time.

"What was that for Eddy?" Asked Edd.

"For being a idiot." Answered Eddy.

Eddy then, slapped Edd.

"What was that for?" asked Edd.

"For keeping on asking me that." Answered Eddy. " Now to make the omelets. Ed get the eggs. Double D get the butter. I'll get the pan and the peppers."

"Will do!" yelled Ed.

"All right." Said Edd.

Ed got a pack of eggs from the refrigerator and almost felled down. But manage to give it to Eddy without messing up. Then Double went to get the butter. He got the butter and gave to Eddy but was sweating when he gave it to him. He poured water on himself while in bucket to get off the sweat. Now Eddy started to make the omelets. And in 15 minutes they were done. Ed's omelet was a buttered toast mixed with gravy and cookie dough and cheese and eggs. Edd's was a normal omelet. And Eddy's was… his special. Anyway after they ate, they left to see if they could get any ideals. But nothing happened. So they stopped. They then went Edd's house. Ed was looking at the ants. Eddy was jumping on the Bed. And Edd was looking at his skull.

" I'm the king of the bed." Said Eddy as he continues jumping on the bed. He then hit the wall and bounced back down hard.

" Eddy!" Yelled Edd. "Quit jumping on my bed."

"Whatever Smart guy." Said Eddy as he walked away from the bed and went to Ed.

"What are you doing?" Asked Eddy.

"One, two three, One, two, Three." Counted Ed as he counted the Ant's.

"Ed?" Asked Eddy.

"One, Two, Three," Counted Ed.

"ANSWER ME LUMPY!" Yelled Eddy.

" Huh?" Said Ed as he got out of his little world and looked at Eddy. Hi Eddy!

" Never mind Lumpy." Said Eddy.

"Buttered Toast!" Yelled Ed.

" Well everything is clean in here." Edd began to say. "Well I'm going to lay down."

"I'm Leaving." Said Eddy.

"Why Mr.?" Asked Ed.

"…Today is the day that Nazz has her BBQ." Said Eddy. He continued on. "She's gonna have lots of food, drinks, music,"

"And Spicy Butter Chicken!" Yelled Ed as he ran out the house.

"Let's follow him." Said Eddy as he ran after him.

"Wait up." Yelled Edd as followed both of them.

They all ran after Ed and they stopped. They were in Nazz's Backyard. The BBQ was about to start.

Everyone was there. Even me.

The Ed's where just sitting down looking at everyone.

"Hey guys." A girl with yellow hair said to them.

It was Nazz. She was looking at them.

"You guys look cool, Mind if I sit down with you guys?" Asked Nazz as she started to giggle.

The Ed's started to sweat. And when I say sweat, I mean sweat.

" Uh…uh…uh. Uh…uh.uh. Uh.uh…" Said Edd, as he was acting shy.

"Well, yeah you can join us." Said Eddy not knowing what he was saying.

"Thanks." Said Nazz as she sat down near Eddy. Who was still sweating. And then when he found out that Nazz was sitting next to him, he started to sweat like a pig. But then stopped and was thinking that it was nothing.

"So what you up too Nazz?" Asked Eddy as he looked at Nazz.

"Nothing just making sure the this BBQ will be great." Answered Nazz.

"Spicy Chicken!" Yelled Ed.

Edd, Eddy and Nazz were just looking at him.

Just then Kevin rode and almost ran over The Ed's and Nazz.

"Hey watch where you're going!" Yelled Eddy.

"Shut up dork." Said Kevin as He looked at Nazz. "Hey Nazz."

"Oh hey Kevin." Said Nazz as she looked at Kevin.

"Want to go and dance?" Kevin Asked Nazz.

"Uh sure Kevin." Answered Nazz as she got up.

"Hey I wanted to ask her." Said Eddy.

"Better luck next time…If there is a next time!" said Kevin as he laughed while riding his Bike. Dirt went inside Eddy's mouth and the other Kids saw it.

"Hey Look at Eddy." Yelled at Sarah.

"That Edboy reminds me of my great papa." Said Rolf. "He loved to eat dirt, mud something used for plants."

"Hold up then that means…" Eddy thought about it.

He started to spit out cow manure and then ran to his house while the other kids laughed at him. Expect for Ed, and Edd, who followed him.

Eddy ran into his house and went to the bathroom and started to brush his teeth. Ed and Edd were knocking on the door.

"Eddy! Eddy!" yelled Edd. "Come on They didn't really mean it."

"Yeah like spicy chicken!" Yelled Ed and took a bite of Spicy Chicken.

Eddy was then finish brushing his teeth. And went out the door and went to his room. Ed and Edd followed.

"Eddy where are you going?" asked Edd.

But Eddy didn't answer and then ran into the Forrest.

"Run Eddy, Run!" Cried Ed.

Edd just looked at Ed.

"We have to find him." Said Edd as he put on an extra raincoat from under his hat and ran into the Forrest.

"Wait up Sock Head! Yelled Ed." I learned that from Eddy, The little dickens."

Ed followed Edd into Forrest.

The screen then changed into a temple and on the top floor of the temple there was eleven stones. They all different colors. One was Black, One was Red, One was pink and blue, another was Dark Red and black, another sliver, another was gold, one was ruby, One was Sapphire, another was emerald, One was the color of water, and the last one was The color of Fire, Ice and Lightning mixed. Then the temple started to move and rocks went down. And then the stones started to growl their own color. And 11 balls of light came out of each stone and growled the same color. They then flew away from temple and the temple stopped moving. The Balls of lights scattered all over the world. And Eddy was still running in the Forrest while the other Ed's went to look for him. Will the Ed's find him?

Ed falls in a puddle of mud.

End of Chapter.

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