I do not own Inu Yasha, if i did i would be god instead of a 7th grade girl with no life.

CAUTION: this fic has language and kinda has"suggestive content".

"And so like I was saying, the demon came at us. And there was a major battle, blood was shed, and I almost didn't make it," Miroku was once again trying to sway some women into "bearing his children". So far it was working. He thought as long as they had a chance to rest up for once, he might was well have some fun.

"What did you do next sir monk?" one of the naive women asked the famous pervert.

"I took out my sutra, and in one last effort I slayed the-" Miroku's sentence ended short for a large boomerang was now resting on his head.

"Miroku," a women from behind called. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Hello Sango. Why are you here?" Miroku asked pulling the Hirakotsu off of his head, revealing a large bump.

"I needed to make sure you didn't get yourself into trouble with your fake stories and attempts at getting women to sleep with you."

As soon as Sango finished her sentence, all 5 women who were once hanging on Miroku's every word, got up and left. Miroku just stared at them as they left from behind of course, he may have lost them but that didn't mean he still couldn't look.

The Demon Slayer gave the monk a loud SMACK right across his face, leaveing an imprint of her hand. "God dammit Miroku why must you be such a womanizer?"

"Well my dear Sango, why must you always hit me when I finally find some fun?"

"Because you are a sick minded monk and someone has to save the girls of the villages from you."

"Sango, can't we get past this? I'm starting to get fed up with getting hit all of the time. One day, I might hurt you."

She was outraged by his last comment. As if he can hurt me! "Oh really? So what are you going to do hit me as hard as you can? Go ahead try! I'm stronger then I look, I can take it!"

"I would never hit you Sango."

"Then what would you do for a 'punishment'?"

"….I would be forced to do you very hard and rough," he said with a smirk.

Sango couldn't believe what she just heard so she asked, "…What?"

"You heard me Sango," Miroku answered, "I would be forced to do you very hard and rough."

Oh she really heard him this time though, "HIRAKOTSU!" she shouted chucking her weapon at him. He ducked just as it was about to hit him. When it came back she gracefully caught it in the air and stormed off. That dolt, why the fuck would he think I'd ever do THAT with him?

But just as she was about to come out of Miroku's vision, he ran to her, tightly grasped her wrist, and in one swift motion, pulled her into a kiss.

i hope you all liked it! please review, i want to work on my skills. remember though constructive critiscism(sp?). Also i would like to thank one of my friend's who gave me the idea during an IM convo...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME:hides under desk: don't hurt me...