Disclaimer: The Newsies do not belong to us, because Disney already claimed them years ago.Please do not burn our houses down if you do not like the following content.Brittany and myself are in this for fun only.So no flamers.Ever.
Chapter One ; The Beggining.
It was a beautiful day at Saugus High school. The sun was shining over the tall brick building, casting its glorious rays upon the students. The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, and…
"SPOT CONLON YOU BETTER GET YOUR UGLYASS CAR OUT OF MY PARKING SPACE OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!"
The normal morning fights between The Drama Girls and The Newsies were in action.
Jacquie was yelling out of her car window. The spot that was being occupied by Spot's hummer clearly said reserved for student council president on it.
"And what are you going to do about it if I don't" Spot replied back with a nasty grin, turning up his stereo so the people inside the Square One Mall even could hear the beat to "Caught Up"
"Well lets see" Jacqui thought" A number of things... expelled, arrested even" she said counting the options on her fingers
Two more cars pulled into the spots next to Spot's car, which belonged to Laura and Danielle. "What are you and your gang trying to pull Spot? You all really need to grow up" said an agitated Danielle.
"Listen, this spot used to be for the sports captains until you little weirdo's took over"
With that, Brittany jumped out of her car and did a fan kick over Spot's head. "Who's the weirdo?"
"Oh that was so tough." yelled Kid Blink walking up to them.
"This is coming from the boy who wears an eye patch…FOR FUN" Brittany spat back. These boys really got her gander up.
"For your information," Blink yelled "My eye is puffy and pussy."
"For 3 freaking years!" yelled Brittany "God, get that checked out"
"Look, why don't you guys just get out of our parking spots...its really not that hard" said Laura who rarely got angry.
"Stay out of this Shitspear...this has nothing to do with you" yelled Spot who had shut his radio off and was in Brittany's face at this point.
"You mess with one of us, you mess with the rest of us" said Brittany and the other girls nodded in agreement.
"Though art whore and I bite thy thumb at thee" yelled Laura and with that she whirled around and stomped away angrily.
Just then a rather large Bronco truck rolled up next to the angry teens. "Whoa whoa whoa...what's all the commotion here?" It was Jack Kelly, notorious Cowboy wannabe and the best Horse Rider Saugus had ever seen.
"Your boys are in OUR spots" Danielle roared. The girls had a bit more respect for Jack, because although he was a prick, he wasn't as bad as the others.
"Come on now fella's...it's too early for this bullshit. Besides your all already fifteen minutes late for class...get your cars and park were ya usually do..."
Spot groaned...glared at the girls...and then got in his car...slammed the door shut...and drove off, causing the other two cars to follow suit.
"If he bothers you again just let me know" Jack winked at Tanya.
"Tanya... Tanya...earth to Tanya." Kara said waving her hand in Tanya's face.
"What?" Tanya asked
"You just let him wink at you" Danielle said shuddering.
"Oh...yeah...FUCK OFF DIRTBAG" Tanya yelled after the truck. The girls laughed and got back in their cars to park them in their proper spots.
Later on during second period, the trouble began again while Laura was in math class. She over heard a discussion between Spot and Blink that she didn't like very much.
"So yeah...we got to get those bitches back for messing with us earlier today...teach them a lesson." Spot said to Blink while Ms. McDonald was at the board writing out a problem.
"Yeah...we'll show them who runs this school" Blink agreed.
Then spot nudged Blink and said "I just wish the Danielle wasn't so effin' hot. And she's rich too. Wouldn't mind tapping that ass if you know what I mean" and Spot made an obscene ass slapping gesture. Blink just laughed and went back to taking notes. But Spot wasn't done talking.
"I'll get her one of these days...you'll see Blink. One of these days she won't be able to resist me...and I'll have her in the sack so fast your head will spin"
Blink shook his head and smiled.
"And what about Brittany, she may be a bitch to you but she can't keep her eyes off you" Spot said.
"Yeah she's hot too...and you know those dancers...how flexible they are" said Blink, wiggling one eyebrow.
"Have you seen her split" Spot said with a little moan. "Jesus, wouldn't mind being between them legs."
"Yeah .Come to think of it, they are all pretty hot"
"But Jack's to forward with Tanya. He's too nice; he'll never get her in bed"
"Ya never know...you know how they say that there is no shame in theater." said Blink as Mr. DiMauri started to pass out that night's homework assignment because this math class had two teachers; Ms. McDonald who taught the lesson, and Mr. DiMauri who gave out homework. Laura sat wringing her hands nervously and mad as hell.
"Wait till I tell the girls" she thought to herself as the bell rang and conversation ended. But Laura still had three more periods until then and had to sit with the knowledge bubbling in her. While during 3 period Kara was dealing with an all too familiar conversation from Mush.
"Hey sexy" Mush whispered in Kara's ear as he walked past her desk. Kara shot him an evil look and the finger.
"God when will you stop harassing me"
"When you go out on a date with me" Mush said staring her down.
"How many times have I told you Mush, I'm out of your league."
"Oooh burn baby" he said as Mr. Merrilmerril walked in hand in hand with Mr. Nelsonnelson.
"Today" Nelsonnelson began, "We will be doing project adventure. Everyone, get a spotter"
"Oh baby will I ever spot you" Mush said trying to assist Kara with her harness.
"Touch me again and sperm count will no longer belong in your vocabulary" Kara spat as she pushed him away to find another spotter.
"Listen K. Can I call you K? "Kara gave him a dirty look. "Fine, Kara. You're hot, and I'm hot, and we would make awesome babies. Sleep with me?"
Kara gave him a smack so hard that everyone in the class stopped what they were doing just to look at Mush sprawled out on the ground. At this, Nelsonnelson and Merrilmerril rushed over to see if he was okay...
"Wow." Merrilmerril began "your skin is such a nice color! You don't need to go tanning. But would you join me any way...Mocha?"
Mush...humiliated and hurt by Kara's smack...got up and walked out of the class.
Fourth period was just as bad. It involved Jacquie, Crutchy and Specs.
"So...Jacquie. What did ya do this weekend...miss pretty and popular" snorted Crutchy...causing a laugh from Specs.
"Walked on both legs" shot Jacquie at which Crutchy looked hurt.
"Fuck you, whore" Crutchy said and didn't speak with her the rest of the period.
Fifth period, the girls were relieved to have Performing Arts with Nancy Lemoine. No boys around, except for Sal, Cory, Peter, and Joey.
"Oh my God. Those Newsies are the most arrogant, annoying life forms the Good Lord mistakenly created" Laura confided in the girls as they sat on the couch.
All the girls told there tales and the others listened eagerly. "Well if that is what they want, a battle, they will get one." Tanya said
"What do you mean?" asked Danielle
"Well since the boys seem so infatuated with us...we will give them what they want" Tanya said with an evil grin.
"I am not screwing Crutchy!" Laura yelled.
Tanya laughed "Nonononono...I'm talking about messing with their minds here" Laura let out an audible sigh of relief.
"Listen" Jacquie began "this is only going work if we are 100 committed, and when I say 100, that means if they hold your hand... hold it"
"And if they kiss you...you give them the most passionate kiss of your life" said Tanya.
"You would like that, wouldn't you Tanya" Danielle playfully shot Tanya. "Kiss my ass, I would not"
"I'm not giving Race tongue!" shot Katie "He has the world's foulest mouth. Do you know what he said to me?"
"What did he say" the girls said together.
"He said ..." and Katie whispered the foul words in there ears. The girls gasped "Ugh! That's so raunchy!" exclaimed Laura.
"I'm not finished" and the girls leaned into Katie once more.
"Oh man! That's so wrong" said Brittany once she finished "we so have to fuck them up"
"We'll help" shot Cory and Sal.
"No." said Tanya. "This is just us. Just us girls"
"It's always just you girls" complained Peter.
"If you want to help" began Brittany "tell us what assholes like them would do with us"
"Well I heard they want to do some pretty nasty things to all of you" said Cory.
"Such as" asked Brittany, but Cory just sighed. "Things us guys wouldn't even consider doing"
"Do you mean nasty in general or sexually?" asked Danielle.
"Let's just say you that being de-virginized would be nice compared to what they want to do" said Sal.
"So they want to hurt us. That's good to know" said Katie.
"Well girls, we have to be careful" Jacquie told them all.
"So when do we put plan tease into action" asked Kara.
"After lunch" Tanya said with a grin "I see Jack then".
"This is going to fucking rock" said Danielle and they all did their secret handshake.
Meanwhile...the guys were up to no good as well in their 5th period Shop class.
"So listen" said Blink while welding metal together. "I was thinking, maybe we should hit them were it hurts most."
"Which would be?" Crutchy asked as he sanded down his crutch.
"Their precious auditorium" said Blink.
"Shit! That's genius" exclaimed Racetrack, who was doing what he usually did in Shop, nothing.
"How?" asked Crutchy.
"I say we go in there with shaving cream, spray paint, and a bat and fuck it up!" Spot said excitedly while painting the Newsie symbol on his self-whittled cane.
"No Spot, you idiot we have to be sneaky" said Race, puffing a cloud of smoke in Spot's face.
"Yeah, and if we did that then Danielle would never sleep with you" said Blink. The boys stopped what they were doing to looked at Spot like he had three heads.
"So... what do we do" asked Spot confused.
"I say we fuck with their heads a little" said Specs as he cut a piece of pinewood.
"No way... Kara definitely does not like me" said Mush who was holding a piece of meat against his cheek while he hot glued the correct ammount of wood shavings needed to complete his latest project.
"Well fella's, I heard that the Drama Club needs someone to build their set for the show there doing" Said Jack, as he lackered the shelving unit with Polyearthaine.
"That's it!" Said Race, the cigar slipping from his mouth and onto the floor.
The boys stopped what they were doing and huddled into a circle, planning out their plan.