chapter 1
1nce there wuz dis gurl named israel. hur name wuz reelly chloeh, butt lets not tell hur dat. 1 day israel sed that she wanted 2 goe 2 teh park. chloeh wallked alllll teh way to teh park (it wuz a long walk!). wen israel got 2 teh park, she saw a puppeh. teh puppeh started barkin like cray-cray & went all ninjah on hur & hee pownced on chloeh. two bad israel didnt hav any sooper powerz. butt luckie four hur, she had a bestie naymed zoeh. hur name wuz reelly britneh, butt lets not tell hur dat either. anyways, zoeh had sooper powerz & sayved chloeh bee4 she got eated bai teh puppeh. l8er, britneh & israel sed dat dey wanted 2 goe get sum ice-creem. wen dey got 2 teh neerest ice-creem stand, zoeh sed she wanted 2 get a dubble-chalk-o-late-ice-creem-with-brownees-on-top. dats wut teh flaver wuz called. heh. chloeh sed dat she wanted to get ice-creem 2. She got vannila. "This ice-cream looks really good!" israel sed & wuz abowt 2 eat teh ice-creem wen britneh karate chopped teh ice-creem cone owt of chloehs hand. "I WILL HAVE NONE OF DAT SISTA!" zoeh sed. dey werent reelly sistas though. den israel started crieing so britneh shoved hur in da car. "DO NOT MAKE ME TAKE YOU TO CANADA! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN CANADA?!" zoeh yelled. "DON'T TAKE MEH TO CANADA! IT'S MY ONLY WEAKNESS!" chloeh sed. so dey didnt go 2 canada.