Author's notes: Okay this is my first fic and probably a poor attempt at humor. I accept constructive criticism, but NO FLAMES. If you have any ideas, please don't hesitate to write them in your reviews or e-mail them to me at This fic is generally about the FFVII cast is trapped in a house and have to learn to get along with each other for as long as their trapped in there, oh and my OC is in here too, and to give a quick summary of her back-story she's a childhood friend of Rufus and his body guard. Sorry if anyone is OOC
Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own FFVII or the characters, if I did I wouldn't have to borrow money from my parents, but I do own my OC Sandy Mikage please don't steal her, you're allowed to use her if I give permission though. Okay and on with the fic.
Cloud stared outside at the lake where he placed Aeris to rest in peace, except she wasn't resting nor was she in peace. Aeris as a matter of fact was at that moment leering at Cloud as he gazed at the lake.
You see it's about a year after Meteor and Cloud discovered a way to revive Aeris, it's the magical item called a phoenix down! The moment Aeris woke up she started to strangle Cloud because she did not die by being stabbed with Sephiroth's masamune, she died when Cloud drowned her! Sheesh, he could of at least checked her pulse before he sent her to her watery grave, and now I shall shut up so I can get on with the story.
Aeris and Cloud now lived together in the City of the Ancients and they lived in that seashell like house thing that's next to the lake, and it was basically a dump, well what would you expect from a house made of shells? The roof leaked when it rained, the walls and doors were fragile because the shell is old and weak, the furniture was far from comfy, and it had no plumbing! So I guess you could say the two of them lived like primitives, except a cave sounds more like an exceptional place to live than their crap-hole of a house. Well Aeris has had it with the way they live.
"Cloud! When are we going to move out of this giant seashell! It's probably going to collapse any day now!" Aeris demanded.
"Why would you want to move outta here? It's a nice place and holds nice memories. Plus we don't have to pay bills for this house, it's one-hundred percent free, and what are you talking about? The house is fine." Cloud replied calmly. Yup, leave it to Cloud to think tragic memories are nice memories, and that a weak, giant, old seashell is a suitable house.
"NICE! You call me getting stabbed and then you drowning me NICE! Then you must think the Nibelheim incident was WONDERFUL! I swear Cloud…" 'And blah, blah, blah, whatever Aeris' Cloud thought and tuned out Aeris's nagging bout memories and the house problems, and he stared at the lake, Cloud wasn't sure why but it always made him feel peaceful, or at least he was peaceful until the floor caved in beneath him because it could not support his weight. So he fell through the floor/ceiling and landed on his back on the cold, rocky, hard, uncomfortable floor.
A few seconds later, Aeris was on top of Cloud, because she too fell through the floor/ceiling. Aeris gave Cloud an 'I told you so' look and Cloud gritted his teeth. "Don't say anything!" He snarled. "So, does this mean we can move now?" Aeris asked with a hint of amusement in her voice. Cloud sighed, "Yes, but where are we going to live or even pay for a house." Cloud asked himself, yeah if you haven't guessed the two of them were dead broke, why else would they live in that shitty house. "Well, then go make money Cloud! It's not like the answer is going to be in our mailbox!"
The minute Aeris said that, a mailman came and put their mail in the never used seashell mailbox, seriously what was with the Ancients and seashells?
Aeris blinked confused. 'Mail?' she thought, 'we never get mail. Wonder what it could be.' "Aeris," the blonde started. "Since when did we have a mailman and even get mail?" The blonde's girlfriend shrugged, "I dunno." she answered. "WHAT? How can you NOT know! You're an Ancient, aren't they suppose to know everything? Besides, you're smarter than me, if you don't know then I'm hopeless!" Cloud cried and curled up into fetal position.
Aeris smacked Cloud across the face. "Get a hold of yourself! Now you go get the mail and bring it in okay?" "But why me?" Cloud asked. "Cause if it's a trap, I don't want to get impaled again, besides you're stronger than me so go get it okay?" Poor Cloud having to take abuse from his girlfriend.
Cloud flipped through the junk mail until something caught his, an advertisement for a free mansion! "AERIS! AERIS! I think I've found us a home, it's nice, big, and best of all FREE!" He yelled excitedly as he ran to the second floor.
"Free?" Aeris questioned. Cloud nodded stupidly, "See for yourself." Aeris looked skeptical as she scanned the information. "Cloud are you sure we should go there? I mean the mansion is in the middle of nowhere and look the address is 666, that doesn't sound very appealing to me, maybe we should stay h-AHHHHHHH!" The floor yet again collapsed under their weight and now they had three holes in the ceiling/floor, except this time Cloud fell on top of Aeris. "WE LEAVE TOMORROW AT DAWN!" Aeris shouted while attempting to scurry out from under Cloud. "YAY!" Cloud cheered like a happy five-year old on his birthday.
Tifa sighed as she sat behind the counter. Her new rebuilt Seventh Heaven was doing terrible in business, and the building itself was in a bad condition too, the wood was swollen, and the place was starting to have an infestation of termites, unfortunately Tifa couldn't afford much since her business was so slow, sure the occasional frequent drinker came in, but there just weren't enough drunkards in the world to help Tifa's business.
It was another no-show day so she closed the bar for the night, and trudged upstairs to her room since her bar was a combo of her house too. Tifa plopped on her bed and began to think of other ways to make money. 'Okay, gotta think. What jobs are out there that I could make a lot of money for? Striper? Nope, we've got one too many whore's here anyways, so I probably wouldn't get paid much. Um…get a rich boyfriend and live with him? Nah, only rich guys in Midgar are ShinRa people and they're snobs, besides I think they all remember me from AVALANCHE. Other options, err…mug a ShinRa person? No, that won't work either.' "DAMN! There's got to be something I can do! I need money and a good home, but who am I kidding it's not like the answer is going to fly through the window." Tifa yelled in frustration and grabbed the nearest thing; a bottle of whiskey; and hurled it out her window, and it unfortunately hit some sane passerby, well it was unfortunate for the sane dude, but satisfying for Tifa considering she enjoyed taking her anger out on sane people.
Tifa began to pace around the room, until she slipped on her old junk mail sending it airborne. "SHIT! What the f-" Tifa didn't finish her sentence though cause the mail slowly drifted on her face, but that's not what stopped her, it was the particular mail that covered her eyes. "This is it!" She exclaimed with wide eyes, Tifa abruptly sat up and read the advertisement carefully. "I can move out of this place and move into a mansion for FREE. Yahoo! Goodbye Midgar, hello new home!" Tifa cried happily and did a little jig. "I gotta pack if I want to leave bright and early tomorrow." And so Tifa began her packing for her new home.
"That's it Cid! I've had ENOUGH of your abuse, I'm NOT your bitch on a leash that you can just push around, and expect me to follow all your orders!" Shera yelled angrily at Cid since he ordered her to make tea again.
"Shera, what the fuck are you talking about? Now go and make me some goddamn tea, I'll be out tunin' up the Tiny Bronco, and bring the tea when it's done!" Cid yelled. "I'm not making you any tea Cid, you care that old, useless plane more than me!" Shera shrieked. Cid looked flabbergasted, "Take that back! The Tiny Bronco ain't old and useless!" "I can't take this anymore Cid.." Shera started with hurt in her voice because Cid DOES care more about the Tiny Bronco than her. "So what, yer leavin'?" Cid asked without really caring and oblivious to the hurt look Shera had on her face, in her eyes, and in her voice.
Shera's feelings of being hurt quickly turned to a fit of fury and rage that Cid didn't even care about her feelings. "NO!" She shouted, "I'M NOT leaving, YOU ARE!" A few tears of fury streaming down her face. "Huh?" Cid asked confused as Shera pushed him out the front door. "GOOD-BYE CID! AND IF YOU"RE WONDERING WHY I GET TO KEEP THE HOUSE IT"S BECAUSE I PAY THE BILLS NOT YOU, ME!" Shera screamed before slamming the door in Cid's face, tears of anger, hatred, and hurt still in her eyes.
Cid was still confused and stood in front of his front door and he swore he heard wailing on the other side of the door, this made Cid angry. "DAMNIT WOMEN! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU! WELL, GUESS WHAT I DON"T NEED YOU, I DON"T NEED ANYONE!" Cid roared, which only increased Shera's wailing, Cid didn't feel bad though, he was now alone, no whiney woman to hold him back from doing what he wanted to do. A few minuets later Cid started to regret how he treated Shera.
"She was right," Cid mumbled as he walked sluggishly away from Rocket Town, "I treated her like shit, I don't deserve another chance, but now where am I gonna live?" Then Cid's answer flew right in his face literally. "AHHHHHH! I'm under attack! Get it off me, get it offa me! Shera go get the crowbar!" Cid yelled stupidly running in circles with the paper in his face, momentarily forgetting Shera kicked him out of the house. Cid continued to run in random directions and scream while pushing over sane people who were wondering what was wrong with the crazy pilot. Cid was still running a minute later until he finally collided with a telephone pole.
"OWWW! Who's fucking idea was it to place a pole in the middle of nowhere !" Cid yelled clutching his bloody nose. Cid was ready to tear up the paper that assaulted him but stopped when he saw the words free mansion written across it. "Hmmmmm…a free place to live," Cid mused as he stroked his rugged chin. "I'LL DO IT! But I better start traveling now if I want to make it there by morning." Cid decided and started to head in the direction of his new mansion.
Barret was monitoring the construction of the new North Corel, the place was coming along pretty nice but there was one problem, Barret used all his money for the construction of North Corel he had no gil left to pay for a house. "Papa, do I have to sleep on the dirt floor again?" Marlene asked as she followed her father around the town.
"Yes darlin' sorry 'bout that, but we don't have a home and them towns folks' are being nice 'nough for lettin' us eat they're left over food." Barret answered, but that wasn't the answer Marlene wanted. " Why can't we have a house Papa? I want to live in a house! I want a REAL bed, not a pile of dirt, I want comfort not DISCOMFERT! PAPA FIND US A HOUSE NOW!" That defiantly wasn't the response Barret expected from his daughter. 'Can't blame her though, she's right, we jes' can't keep livin' in the streets of this place, 'we need a home,' Barret thought, then he smelt something weird and sniffed himself, 'and a shower' he added as an after thought.
"Papa, is a mansion a house?" Marlene asked snapping Barret out of his trance. "Yes, why?" Barret asked hoping Marlene wouldn't ask for him to buy a mansion. "Cause I want to live in a mansion, this one!" Marlene declared and handing her father the paper with the free mansion advertisement. Barret read it and his eyes widened with shock. "WOO-HOO, C'mon Marlene, Papa just got us a new home!" "YAY! Wait a sec, don't you mean first since we never had a-" but Marlene didn't finish cause Barret grabbed her hand and started running to the address of the home.
Red XIII walked around Cosmo Canyon accidentally setting things on fire with his tail. The people were used to this though, they always had a mini fire extinguisher ready when Red would walk by them. That was until Red accidentally set the new chief on fire.
"Why, hello there Red. Nice day isn't it." The chief said not knowing about Nanaki's dangerous, pyromaniac tail.
"Why yes it is very warm, well, I'll see you around Chief." Red answered walking by Cosmo Canyon's newest and chief and accidentally setting him on fire. The chief ran around in circles screaming and setting other things on fire, like innocent sane towns people, mailboxes, clothing, and homes. That must've been a new record on how many things set on fire within half-an-hour.
Red stared at the chaos he started and sweatdropped. "Poor Chief, he probably made a record for being Chief for the shortest time, round twelve minutes in counting." Red said. "Look there's Nanaki! GET HIM! How dare you set the chief on fire!" One of the tribesperson yelled, and then an angry mob formed carrying torches and pitchforks and their pray was poor little innocent Red, wait a minute Red's not innocent he did set the chief on fire so I don't blame the folks, okay and now the authoress shall shut up to get on with the story.
Nanaki gulped at the sight of the huge mob. "AHHHHH! RUN AWAY!" Red announced to no one in particular. The angry mob had chased Red and were making an attempt to stab Red with their pitchfork at some points, but all in all they just ended up chasing him out of town…err…tribe?…..fine whatever the heck Red lived in.
"Great! Now what am I going to do? I have no where to live? Hey is that Cid, maybe I should stalk him for a while and he'll lead me to a home." So Nanaki ran after Cid keeping a good distance away from him so Cid wouldn't realize he has a stalker other than Reeve. (A/N: That's not my idea, it's BloodyChaos's so give the credit to her on that with the Reeve being Cid's stalker)
"YUFFIE!" Godo yelled for his daughter. Yuffie came running in the room a split second later.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Yuffie, you have yet to prove yourself a true ninja because all you do is lie around all day. You need to explore the world." Godo said
"Umm…that's nice old man, but have you forgotten that I already traveled the world cause I have helped in the defeat of Sephiroth and I was a Materia hunter, remember?" Yuffie reminded. "No, who is this Sephiroth you speak of? And you haven't left the house in years." Godo said, apparently he was losing his memory.
Yuffie smacked a hand to her face and slowly dragged it down. "Listen you old crack pot cause I'm only gonna say this once! I helped defeated Sephiroth, the evil guy who tried to become God and summoned Meteor! I ran away years ago to become a Materia hunter, and I traveled the world as I did so. Do you remember now you old coot?" Yuffie tried to remind her father even though it was futile since her old man was losing his mind.
"No, and stop making up stories, you fail the test of truth!" Godo declared writing a 'test of truth: FAILED' on a sticky paper and stuck it to Yuffie's forehead. Yuffie stared at the sticky note and sweatdropped, "Okay, I guess I can't do anything right." She said sarcastically.
"You just failed the test of self-confidence! And you said you can't do anything right, you fail the test of Doing things right." Godo said putting two more sticky notes on Yuffie.
"Geez old man, how many tests are you going to give me!"
"You don't know? Ninja Culture Test failed!"
"GAWD!"
"Spelling and Grammar test failed!"
"……"
"Talking Test failed!"
"So what am I suppose to say?"
"A real ninja would use their techniques to find out. Usage of Ninja Techniques Test failed!"
"Oh forget it!"
"Patience Test failed"
"NOOOOOO! Why must I fail!"
"Self-control over feelings test failed."
"FUCK YOU OLD MAN!"
AH-AH! BRAVERY TEST PASSED! GOOD JOB YOUNG NINJA!"
Yuffie sweatdropped at her insane father and looked at all the stick notes she was covered in. "Can I go now?"
"Yes, you must leave Wutai and get your own place you free loader. GUARDS!" Godo called, the guards promptly picked up Yuffie and threw her out of the village.
"Looks like I need a new place, hey what's this? Free mansion? New home here I come!" Yuffie yelled running off in some random direction.
"Hey Rufus, look at what I found!" Sandy said to her childhood friend and shoving the paper under his nose for him to read.
"Why would we need a mansion Sand?" Rufus asked the twenty-one year old blonde who was currently sitting on his desk and taking a bite out of his expansive organic apples
"I dunno. Just thought it might be nice for you to get away from the ShinRa and Midgar for a while, like a summer/winter home I guess." She responded. "Wouldn't you miss home?" Rufus asked her. "Silly Ru-Ru-chan, I'm your body guard, my home is with you basically, besides you're my best friend so I wouldn't mind."
Rufus normally would've fired anyone who dared to call him Ru-Ru-chan, but Sandy was a special case, she's been calling him that ever since she was eight. Besides, he kinda liked the way she said it.
"You wouldn't miss home not even a little bit, I wouldn't want you to be unhappy, ya know?" Rufus asked. It was true, he didn't enjoy making Sandy unhappy but then again it was hard to tell if she ever was unhappy because of her being so optimistic.
Sandy smiled at Rufus. "Okay, maybe just a little bit." She said. "Well, then that settles it." Rufus tossed the mansion advertisement into the garbage. Sandy scowled at Rufus. "You're a workaholic."
"And you care too much about me." Rufus said and put a hand over his heart and added in a dramatic voice, "I never knew you cared so much about me."
"Cause it's my job, I wouldn't be much of a body guard if I could careless about you, not to mention I've known you since I was four so of course I'd worry bout you since you're my childhood friend and all. Besides you care too much about me too" Sandy shot back.
"Nice comeback, though I could say the same since I've known you since I was five." Rufus said.
The phone then rang and Rufus picked it up. "President Rufus Shinra here."
"Hello, um what happened to the last president?" A man said.
"You mean my old man? He's dead, I'm the new President of ShinRa." 'I have been for the last year.' Rufus mentally added.
"Oh, so you're his son, meaning you have his money and so on and so forth?"
"Duh, why are you wasting my time, tell me who are you and what do you want." 'This guy must live in a cave if he has no clue I've been President for a year and is the Ex-President's son.' Rufus mentally insulted.
"Well, Mr. President, I'm from the national Midgar Bank and I just called to tell you you're broke." The man on the other line said in a nervous voice.
"WHAT! How am I broke! Tell me!" Sandy was now staring at Rufus with a shocked face.
"Well, uh, Mr. Shinra had ordered all his money's worth in chocolate, coffee, and sugar and caffeine filled snacks…."
"CHOCOLATE!" 'So that explains all that non-refundable chocolate, coffee, and snacks in the basement.'
"Errr….yes, have a nice day sir we had to sell your house too.." The man on the other line said quickly and hung up.
"WHAT! MY HOME TOO!"
That was when a male employ came to drop off Rufus's mail. "Sir, I've got your bills!"
Rufus's face turned red in fury and he grabbed the nearest thing; a bowling ball; and hurled it as hard as he could at the employ carrying his bills. Unfortunately for the employ, the bowling ball hit right on Rufus's target, his groin. The employ screamed in pain and fell to the floor twitching.
Sandy blinked at Rufus confused, "What was that about?" She asked. "We're broke and don't have a place to live." He answered. "Well no shit Sherlock I didn't hear you shout that." Sandy replied sarcastically hoping to cheer Rufus up.
Rufus suddenly got an idea. "Sandy, go find that free mansion advertisement we could live there, and I have an announcement to make." Rufus said.
"Yessir." Sandy said in a mock salute and began to dig in the trash can filled with papers then she started to poke the twitching employ on the floor when she found the paper..
Reeve loved the smell of pay-day, all that hard work he does pays off. Reeve took his check and put it in the stacks with his checks he never cashed in because he was saving for a vacation.
"Hey Reeve, why don't you cash in those checks?" Cait Sith number 532 said, don't ask what happened to the other 531.
"Because Cait, I'm saving up for a vacation, and if I cash in those checks people will be able to use my gil if they stole it, now if they stole my checks they can't cash 'em in, and now I finally have enough gil for a long vacation." Reeve stated or so he thought.
Then Rufus made an announcement over the intercom. "Attention ShinRa employees, I regret to inform you this but ShinRa has gone bankrupt because my idiot of a father spent all the money on chocolate, so all your checks that haven't been cashed in mean nothing and I guess that means all of you have no jobs since I can't pay you. Oh and since you all live in the company's apartments, you have no homes too, sorry, and don't blame me, blame my stupid father the President who SPENT the money!" Rufus announced.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU MR. SHINRA!" Reeve yelled and then collapsed into a crying, twitching heap. Cait Sith stared at Reeve confused. "Lookie Reeve! You've got mail!" Cait chirped annoyingly and shoving the mail under his depressed creators nose.
Reeve was ready to strangle Cait Sith but this mail was interesting it was, you guessed it, the free mansion ad. "Cait, were still going on vacation just not where I wanted." Reeve said.
The Turks were all lounging around the well lounge. Tseng was being glomped by Elena and Reno and Rude were having a conversation, well if you could call it a conversation.
"TSENG I LOVE!" Elena said for the millionth time that day, ever since they brought Tseng back to life Elena wouldn't leave him alone.
"Yes, Elena I know you've already told me a billion times already." Tseng said with annoyance in his voice and his left eye twitching.
"I know, I just wanted to remind you just in case you were to die some random, insane, sudden, horrible death." Elena said.
"So how was your weekend Rude?" Reno asked his silent friend.
"….."
"Cool, and me same old same old."
"!"
"Hey, no need to say it like THAT! It's not like it's a health hazard."
"……."
"Okay so maybe I drink just a little too often, but it's not like I'll die a sudden death."
"………"
"You mean I could! Ah whatever I'm a Turk I'm lucky to have seen a good twenty-three years of life."
"……"
"You mean it's pathetic to die from drinking rather than dieing in battle. That's it I quit drinking booze starting NOW! Oooh, whiskey don't mind if I do." Poor Reno, he'll never learn will he?
"….."
"Whatever man."
That was when Rufus's announcement came on. When it was over it took a while to sink in the Turks heads. Elena was the first to speak. "AHHHHHHHHH! We don't have a home or anything! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"No more money for drinks? How could they do this to me!" Reno sniffled downing the remains of his whiskey.
"….." Rude nodded his head sadly.
"Don't worry Rude, we'll just steal booze from bars." Reno said.
"!" Rude's mood was slightly better after hearing that from his best friend.
Tseng fell into a twitching state and wouldn't stop until Elena poked him in the eye. "OWWWW! HOW COULD MR. SHINRA POSSIBLY DO THAT, WASTE HIS MONEY ON CHOCOLATE! HOW THE FUCK DID HE EVEN BECOME PRESIDENT?" Tseng hollered. The other three Turks stared at their usually calm leader with wide eyes and awe.
Reno, as usual with him not being able to stand the silence, broke the silence. "Wow, Tseng never expected you to say that."
"SHUT-UP RENO, NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING TO LIVE!" Tseng snapped.
"Sir, free mansion!" Elena offered passing Tseng the ad to her no longer calm leader.
"THE FREE MANSION IT IS!" Tseng yelled and fell on the floor asleep, leaving his fellow baffled Turks to stare at him confused.
Scarlet was watching Palmer and Hedigger fight over the last donut. She smiled evilly and ate the last donut. "KYA HA HA HA HA ! I had the last donut you two tubs of lard!" Scarlet announced.
Palmer and Hedigger cried, then the announcement came on leaving the three of them silent.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! No money means no more lard!" Palmer cried
Gya…No money means no pizza." Hedigger said sadly.
"No money means no weapons to buy to torture sane people with." Scarlet sniffled.
"Wait we also have no homes, where are we going to live." Palmer realized. Scarlet than came up with an idea.
"Hey Hedigger, you still got that Cloud tracker?"
"Yeah why?"
"We can go live with Cloud! Or kill Cloud and live in his home."
"Oh, I don't get it!" Both Palmer and Hedigger said.
"Stupid, fat, tubes of lard." Scarlet mumbled to herself. She then raised her voice, "We leave tomorrow morning!"
"Sephy, are you ever gonna leave home?" Jenova asked her son.
"Why do you ask?" The silver-haired solider asked.
"Well, you have to leave someday."
"But I don't wanna mommy! Please don't leave me!"
Jenova sighed. "Oh come on Sephy you gotta leave home eventually, quit being a mama's boy and go out and see the world, at least move out and get your own place."
"But Mother-"
"SEPHIROTH, OBEY ME OR YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR DO EVIL THINGS ANYMORE!" Jenova yelled, lightning in the background.
"Yes Mother."
"Good boy, here go to this free mansion that you can live in. Make me proud son!"
"Okay. Bye Mother." Sephiroth said as he left home and started his trek to the free mansion. But who would've though he'd run into Zack.
"Hey Seph! Where ya goin'?" Zack greeted.
"Moving to a different home now go away Zack." He answered, but Zack was too busy talking to hear.
"…..Yeah and so I was like 'I wonder what Seph's up to' and so here I am following you to your new home." Zack blubbered.
Sephiroth was starting to get annoyed by his friend. "ZACK! Leave me alone, go home." He yelled frustrated.
"No can do Seph."
"Why not?"
"I handcuffed us together when you weren't looking and I threw away the key." Zack responded.
"WHAT!" Sephiroths's face was red with anger, he probably would've stabbed Zack right there but he decided not too, he kills too many SOLDIERs and he does not need another homicide on his record or he might not be general anymore. "You mean you chained us together!" Sephiroth roared.
"Yeah, that's pretty much it." Zack said grinning stupidly.
Sephiroth took out his masamune and took a swing at the chain, expecting it to break, except it didn't.
"Oh yeah, the only way to unhook us is with the key, so it looks like were stuck together Seph!" Zack chirped happily.
Sephiroth had a look of horror on his face. 'Stuck……with……Zack?' "NOOOOOOO! GIVE ME THE KEY ZACK GIVE IT TO ME!" Sephiroth said frantically shaking Zack.
"I told you Seph, I threw it away now c'mon let's get to your new home!" And Zack dragged the horror stricken Sephiroth towards his new home.
Author's notes: Well that's chapter one, sorry for it being so long, the other chapters will be much shorter I swear. Tell me what you thought, remember NO FLAMES, do you think I should continue or just stop. Oww my hand hurts. Remember be gentle in reviews, this is my first fic and please review.