NOIR!

Many people think that falling in love and finding your soul mate is a journey we have to complete before our time on this earth runs out, but what if we could go beyond earth. what if the only limit was the oxygen we breathe.

Chris awoke drenched in sweat from where he had been having a horrid dream. he had been having the same dream for the past week and a half and it was starting to worry him but before he could think about it any more his sister opens his bedroom door and yells "WAKE UP BUTT HEAD!" before frantically slamming the door closed "be out in a mo" he grunted

He hurried down the stairs and realised he was butt naked. He shivered as a cold morning breeze rolled through the window and brushed past his member. He reached for a towel as he heard his adopted sister walking towards him. she slips on some mud that the dog had trekked through the house this morning. she grabs the air until her hand comes in contact with some soft, flimsy object. which just so happened to be the only thing covering Chris' body. she came face to face with his morning glory, she quivered as she came to terms with what had just happened. chris jokingly said "my eyes are up here" AS HE HELPED HER UP..

He put some lingerie on that were in the clean laundry pile, at the entrance to the kitchen. He ate his food hurriedly and got ready for school. He was very excited as today a new girl was being shown around. He hoped he would be able to show her around as all the other girls didn't like him because they were proods and he didn't need some wastes of space like that in his life.

Chris got on the bus, and spent most of the journey doodling in his notepad with rounded corners. (as he had only ever had bad encounters with sketch pads). he enjoyed sketching buildings on the way to school and also hardcore BDSM positions. sometimes he would combine the two. to create a sort of slutty city scene. Chris got off the bus as the bus driver preached his hatred for the Italians.

Christoffa was wearing his new Magikarp hat (which can be purchased from uk/listing/129116370/magikarp-hat?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted_en_gb&utm_campaign=geekery-mid ) as he entered his tutor room. a strange kid named David was wearing a tinfoil hat, as he preached Islamic values to the class. he screamed "What do you not understand about Allah is the one and only god and Muhammad is his prophet?!". Chris ignored the fool and scurried to his seat. paper balls were flying across the room and desks were gathered in circles.

the teacher walks in the room. she struts into the room. boy jaws drop and seats screech back into their lines. the crossfire of paper balls comes to a halt. she walks over to her desk, adjusts her skirt, sits and crosses one leg over the other. a long nose peers through the door. not your average nose. couldn't be human if it tried. a beautiful long mane emerged through the door frame . miss divorced for being unfaithful introduces the figure at the door. "new girl. enjoy.". a look of disgust plagued the room. so much hype about a new female joining the school had gotten the boys excited and expecting a whore...not a horse. Chris was in shock. he had never seen anything so beautiful, so profound(prophet) in his entire life. his tally wackle stood up tall, and a blush crept on to his face…. He rushed to the front pleading the teacher on hands and knees permission to show the new student around.

she sighed and let him do so. He hopped on her back as they dashed through the doorway only for Chris to instantly be knocked off the horse as his head hit the door frame, he awoke in the nurses office tied to the bed, in his confusion he didn't notice the straps attached to his arms and feet as to his horror he found the pony going through his art books, almost as if looking in to his soul and learning what his dirtiest desires are.

to be continued...