Legend speaks of eleven mystical items whose powers depend on the person who wields them. These eleven mystical items once fell into the wrong hands and chaos ensued, but luckily before any damage was done, the evil was scattered away, but three thousand years, and a lack of communication brings us to this story of triumph, destruction, and fear.
Things all started with the trio of terror of the Smash Brothers World. Mewtwo, Bowser, and Ganondorf were gathered in their fortress, and were plotting a way to dominate the world yet again.
"You see," Mewtwo began, "When we each tried to take over our respective worlds on our own, we each failed miserably, but came so close to winning."
An annoyed and cocky Ganondorf responded with, "What's your point? We know we failed before, and that's why we kept trying and getting closer each and every time."
"You fool," Mewtwo rebuked, "We need to find a new way other than brute force to rule the world. If that were the answer to everything, then Bowser over here would rule the world."
With that, the dimwitted, but amazingly strong Koopa's attention was gathered. In an angered tone he asked, "Hey, I don't just use my strength to my advantage; I use my brain, even though you two seem to think that it doesn't exist. I'm the King of the Koopas for a reason, because I can use all of my assets."
"That's not the point anyways." Mewtwo screeched in an attempt to silence the now rowdy crowd of Bowser and Ganondorf. "What I am trying to tell you is that I may have a new attempt to silence the fools that have dominated us. Even with all of their comrades, I have a plan to stop them."
"And what's that?" asked a somewhat bored Ganondorf who really didn't realize the power of the brain that Mewtwo possessed.
"Have you ever heard of the legend of the mystical items of the lands?" Mewtwo asked them.
"No," was the response that Ganondorf and Bowser gave to Mewtwo in interest and curiosity.
Mewtwo began, "Well, legend has it that scattered around the Smash Brothers World there are eleven items of mystical powers that can rule the world if they are all acquired. They are a jetpack that allows the ability of flight, a crown that increases one's brainpower, a facemask that protects the face but also increases military strategies, a shield that's power is determined by how evil the wielder is, leg guards that increase stamina and provide stability in difficult times, speed boots that allow limited flight and super speed, a sword that is both flexible and deadly, a cannon that is both portable and powerful, and a neck guard that maintains calmness in difficult times and doubles as protection for the neck."
Bowser then immediately questioned Mewtwo and said, "I only counted nine of them, what about the other two of them?"
"Glad you can count," Mewtwo started, "The other two are items that we have already encountered. Or I should say they are items that you two have encountered."
Bowser's face went pale, "You don't mean-"
"Yes, I am talking about your precious Star Rod from Star Haven, and to you Ganondorf, I mean that the item that you have encountered is-"
"Yeah, I know," Ganondorf started, "The dark triangle, which is also known as the heart of evil, which can never be destroyed. I know."
"Now as I was saying," Mewtwo said as he returned to the floor, "is that we must find a way to acquire these items in any way, shape, or form. Once we have the items, we will be able to conquer the entire world." After that, evil laughter ensued from the demented and brilliant trio of terror.