A/N: Hey, there everybody! It's me, MBAV! :D
As you guys can all tell, I'm doing another collab story, but this time with somebody else! This time I'm working on one with ThePartTimeWarrior008!
It's suppose to be like a rap battle between two characters from My Babysitter's A Vampire. ThePartTimeWarrior008 will be one of them, while I'll be the other. Don't worry, I'll let you know who's doing who in each chapter. ;) For this one, ThePartTimeWarrior008 will be Stern, while I'll be Jesse. :D Except for when they go at it again for a second time, though. Those parts are all ThePartTimeWarrior008. ;)
If you guys have any suggestions of who should face off in a battle that you'd like to see, then please feel to let us know in the reviews! :D
We both hope that you'll read and enjoy our first collab together. And please, don't forget to review, as well! We'd love to hear your comments! :D As long as they're nice and not mean ones towards us or the story in general. If you want to bad mouth one of the characters in it, then that's ok, then. :)
Disclaimer: We do not own My Babysitter's A Vampire or any of it's characters. All that we own is this story idea and the words being spoken by each character in it.
Battle #1: Stern vs. Jesse
Announcer: Alright, folks! My name is Mr. G and I'll be your friendly announcer for these battles. Today, we have two villians facing off against each other. Whitechapel High's very own, Vice Principal Stern. And a former student of Whitechapel High, Jesse Black. Let's have a good clean battle here. Ok? And no fighting! I mean that for the both of you. Ok? Good! Now, let the Epic Poet Battle Of Whitechapel with Stern vs. Jesse, begin!
Stern:
When it comes to being a villain
I am the best of the best there is, the best that lived.
Your just a sad excuse for one, that the author had given
Because when it comes to power I am Goku, and your just Krillin.
Sure you may have speed, but at least I have precision
And let's see what your track record said, oh yeah you were sucked in a box,
By a couple of school children.
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Take a page from me you are as weak in the mind as anyone could be.
Look at that he is repeating, high school, how many times is it? I think this time makes it 203.
Now when it comes to knowledge and power I think I am pretty alright.
Enough to put you down in a fight.
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Oh wait! That is right! That already happen! I already did!
Maybe you'd put up a fight if you stop hanging out with a kid.
Just how many years have you already have lived?
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Now before you beg and plea
For your turn I'll say one thing for sure. I am not afraid of death coming after me
Because once my time is done
I'll say I had a lot of fun.
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But you're the type of grandpa that dyes his gray hairs.
When no real villain would even care.
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If you were a real antagonist,
You would stop drinking that you call blood
And own this.
'That yeah I might die one day and that is alright'
But knowing you that isn't something you would think of.
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I am done!
Your turn son!
Or should I say grandpa instead?
Knowing you, you probably still wet the bed.
Jesse:
Ha! The best that lived? Please!
At least I don't need a magic marble to make myself look all mighty and powerful.
I can do that, all on my own. Just watch me.
You know, something Stern? You might want to be careful,
Before that lust for power of yours gets in you into trouble.
Just like it did, to your dearly departed great grandfather.
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But then again, maybe it's true what they say.
History is always bound to repeat itself, someday.
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You like to talk about my age and how I hangout with school children.
Well, at least I can get away with it, without being called a pedofile.
Which, by they way, I believe I saw on your police record profile.
This may be my 203rd time repeating high school,
But guess what? At least I'm considered cool, unlike you.
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I mean, what's with all the strickness?
Is it a sickness?
You act all pompous and mighty when roaming the hallways,
When in truth you're just a crybaby, who always has to have it his way.
That's why all the students run when they see you.
Because they like don't want to be stuck in detention with you and your whininess.
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Dis me all you want about my true age,
But I must say, I still look rather good for a grandpa. Wouldn't you say?
And it's like they say, 'with age comes wisdom'
Which I have plenty of, by the way.
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The ladies still love me.
Which is more than I can say about you.
I'm glad to have my immortality and youth,
Because that just means I still perform well, naturally, in the bedroom.
Whereas, you need the help of a special kind of medical aid,
Like Viagra, to still be considered a man in the bedroom.
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Before I am through with you, you dead beat sorcerer.
I should say this,
Everyone knows that the greatest villians always live forever.
Even if you did manage to take Whitechapel back,
We'll just come right back after you're dead.
So, go ahead and have your fun, now
Cause in the end, we vampires will take it all back.
Just like we did, after I had defeated your great grandfather, but ripping off his head.
Stern:
Well, kid you must be really dumb
Because what you read wasn't Stern.
It was Steiner, the only registered pedophile in town.
That everyone knows about and it's a good thing he is in jail.
Unlike the likes of you, who schemes girls with your looks.
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And I have to say, that is pretty sick in many ways.
And unlike you, I get women. Not girls.
Jesse:
Maybe what I read was incorrect
Because let's be honest, you probably never get anyone in bed.
Oh, look at that! You are flushed red!
Guess I am right, your the 40 year old virgin who has never gotten head.
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And let's be honest, you are a lone wolf son.
Who couldn't lead a team.
Having a friend it is just your fantasy.
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And with that, I lay you to rest.
Mr. G: Ok, folks! That's a rap! That was some...pretty hurtful stuff spoken there, huh? As for our winner, I'll let all you wonderful people out there decide for yourselves!
Great battle everybody! Well, that's it for this battle, folks! Stay tuned for our next Epic Poet Battle Of Whitechapel, as two more contestants take the stage to duke it out with words! Until then, I'm Mr. G! Bidding you all a very happy and well blessed day! Thank you all for stopping by!
A/N: So, that's it for the first battle! :D What did you all think? Who would you like to see duke it out next in the next battle, eh? ;D
Until next time, I'll be seeing you all around! Byeeee! *giggles* ;P