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DON'T OWN SHAMAN KING

Horo was sitting on the sofa. Pirika had "grounded" him from the TV and put a lock on the fridge. So he thought to himself. '…Maybe I'll call Yoh, he always has something interesting going on.' So he picked up the phone and dialed the inn.

YOH

"Hello, this is the Funbari inn's microwave. The answering machine burst into flames along with Yoh's CD player thanks to A CERTAIN FIRE SHAMAN so now I'm stuck taking the messages.- CRACKLE OF FIRE AND MANIACLE LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE- Hey, if you want anything cooked while your leaving the message just hold it up to the phone." BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Horo hung up. 'Now THAT was weird' He thought. He thought again. 'Maybe I'll call Lyserg…'

LYSERG

"Hello, you have reached Lyserg Diethyl. I either can't get the phone right now or I'm to lazy to go pick it up. Anyways, please leave your name, number and message after the beep. And if you don't you are retarded. That's right. I said it. You are retarded you are retarded you are retarded. Anyways, leave a message and I'll get back to you."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

-Horo's message- "I AM NOT REATARDED YOU FREAK YOU ARE!"

Horo decided to call Tamao. As he dialed the number Pirika walked in. "Hey Horo watcha doin'?" "Eatin' chocolate." Pirika screamed and ran off somewhere. 'Works every time…' Horo thought to himself as the phone rang.

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"Hey there, guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you are gonna do now? You guessed it. Guess what comes next? You guessed it."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

-Horo's message- "Guess what? I never guessed anything. I don't understand you and I thought we were friends! -Sob sob- you confused me! –Sob-"

REN

Now Horo was frantic. Fed up. Bored to tears. Desperate. He. Was calling. REN! He had no idea how he could sink to such a low. But Ren was the only one he knew. He didn't know Hao's number and didn't know the X-laws very well.. He was afraid of what Anna would do to him if he called her.

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"Hello?" "Finally! Someone's ho-" "HA! This is the answering machine. I am really either drinking my precious milk or in the training gym. Leave your name, number and message after the beep."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"Hey Ren, wha-" "Ha! That was me again. This is the REAL beep."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"…Really? Was that the beep? ARGH! I –SMASH- HATE –SMASH- ANSWERING MACHINES! –KABOOM-"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Now he was grounded for even longer. The next day, Horo was bored stiff. He turned to his left. Seeing the phone. Slowly he picked it up and dialed the inn.

i was sorta bored so i wrote this. did the same thing with noses... I'm just bored so I'm writing some funny things that i thought up XD