Lilo and Stitch: A New Hope (Kind of)
Chapter: A List of Characters
Disclaimer: I don't own L&S or Star Wars: A New Hope. I do own this story. I own the experiments: 6-3-1, 6-0-5, 5-3-6, Psycho, and 6-0-7. K9 the First owns experiments: 6-2-9 (Xeiton), 6-3-0 (Mana), and 0-0-0 (Omni). His 0-0-0 was the first one to come out, according to him.
This is basically a list of the Star Wars characters and which L&S character is playing him/her. I wish I could do this story in script, but it's not as good as traditional! At least that's what the staff thinks.
C-3PO: Pleakly
R2-D2: Psycho
Luke Skywalker: Stitch (Duuhhh!)
Princess Leia Organa: 6-3-0 (Mana)
Han Solo: 6-2-9 (Xeiton)
Chewbaka: Kixx
Darth Vader: 0-0-0 (Omni)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Jumba
Greedo: 5-3-6 (Jumpy)
Grand Moff Tarkin: Mr. Stenchy
Storm Troopers: Galactic Federation Security Gaurds
Uncle Owen: 6-0-5 (Temper)
Aunt Beru: 6-0-7 (Dream Weaver)
Jawas: 0-2-0 (Slick)
Biggs: Stoner (random experiment)
Camie: Suna It means a female that throws herself at random men (Random experiment)
Deak: Sleeper (random experiment)
Emperor Palpatine: Lord Hamsterviel
The "Force" is being refered to as "The Sandwich". Three guesses as to who plays Yoda. You won't need the last two, unless you either haven't seen the show or you're just incredibally stupid.
If I think of any more I'll update this chapter.
"So what do you think of your characters guys?" DT asked all of the experiments, Jumba, and Hamsterviel.
A huge array of complaints meets DT's ears and he has to cover his ears. DT tries to sort out the confustion, but fails miserably.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" yelled DT.
Everybody in the room fell quiet.
"Why don't I have a part in the story?" complained 6-3-1. "I have to wait until Return of the Jedi. And I play a stupid fat slug that gets choked to death."
"A rather fitting ending for you I should say." Omni mumbled to himself.
"I resent that!"
"I am loving my character! He is ov ze utmozt evilly evilnezz!" squeeled Hamsterviel in delight. "Mwahahaha! Everybody shall bow down to me and fear ze name of Emperor Hamsterviel!"
"Calm down Hamsterwheel!" DT said, laughing. "You're only playing an almighty emperor in this fic! You'll never become one!"
"My name is Hamsterviel!" he yelled. "VIEL! V-I-E-L! VIEL! And I vill be showing you about my becoming ov an Emperor!"
"Ha!" Jumba laughed after reading the end of Return of the Jedi. "It says right here zhat you get killed by Darth Vader and the end of the trilogy! So much for the powerful "Emperor Hamsterviel"!"
"Noooooo! I vill not be dying in zhis story! I vill show you all!"
Hamsterviel stormed out of the room and mass chaos broke out again.
"That's it for now!" yelled DT over the noise. "Review and tell me what you think of the character line up!"
DT ducked as a book went flying towards his head.
The next chapter is coming out soon! So R&R and tell me what you think of the character lineup!