THE GAME-the real story (not Moriarty's lame bitching story)

"You will never get away with this!" screamed Sherlock while Moriarty was running to the alley, or at least Moriarty's character in call of duty.

"When, Sher-lock" – he was soooo stuck-up whenever he said Sherlock's name… ughh… what a bitch…

".. Did you won at this game? My Game. This is MY GAME. You will never beat me at COD this is the one thing i'm doing bloody hell better than you honey." – did I mention how cocky this son of a bitch was? –

This was about the time when John, oh John, sorry sweetie Sherlock is dating Moriarty in this story despite the fact you love Sherlock, hell, everybody love Sherlock he is soooo sexy with his cool British accent and attitude… I should duplicate him or something… hmmm… maybe I will…

So there were two Sherlocks, one Moriarty and one John. Where was I? Oh yeah, so this was about the time when John came in.

"Would you like some tea?" he was asking VERY loudly… I guess he wanted both Sherlocks to himself… oh well… it makes sense… two Sherlocks are better than one.

"No thanks love, WE ARE BUISSY." Said Sherlock1.

"This is rubbish. You can never be too busy for tea. We are British."

"Fine than give me tea" Sherlock2 frowned.

"Alright deary!" John grinned and poured tea.

Then Rumpelstiltskin popped up behind them.

"Did someone say deary?" he grinned hoping to seal a deal with Sherlock1 and abduct Sherlock2 and sell him to Russian shippers.

John wasn't expecting something like this and as usual fainted in Sherlock1's arms.

"John stop fainting in my mate's arms! GET YOUR OWN SHERLOCK!" Moriarty yelled. (What a bitch? Get over yourself Sherlock is actually mines)

So Rumple started crying, and I couldn't help my self and created new Sherlock just for him so he could sell him to Russian shippers. Rumple didn't really wanted to sell him but he was too proud to say he was actually fantasizing about getting a hot sex with Sherlock. Can you blame him? Who wouldn't want hot sex with Sherlock?

And back to the story. Rumple left with Sherlock3 and Sherlock1 beat Moriarty in COD. Moriarty got really angry but in a British-high-society-style and raised hell on Sherlock1&2 and John…

Sherlock1 was angry so he broke up with him and all of the Sherlocks, John and Rumple went together to have a hot sex.

The end