Avatar Korra was standing on the balcony at the Pro-Bending Area. She sighed breathlessly, freeing the sadness and anger out of her. She looked down at her feet as she felt something hit them, only to snort and look out towards the city again. "Save your breath. You've already made it clear how you feel about me. You love him," She flinched at the realization that she would never surpass the love life of The Cabbage Man.
Think about how depressing that is, times it by seventy, and you've got the way Korra feels right now.
She closed her eyes as she felt the luscious round plant move towards her toes, not being able to suppress her stupid, annoying girly-laughter. She didn't know what she was doing, she didn't know why she was doing it. She didn't care. Korra bent down, grasping the cabbages with one hand before slowing leaning in and brushing her lips to the leafs.
Not even half a minute later, the cabbage was nothing but a few leftovers on the floor.
Korra looked towards the building, only to see a old man, on his knees, crying. He saw Korra looking and got up quickly, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! M-MY CABBAGE! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, LADY! OFF WITH IT!"
AN: I... Still don't know. I don't even know why I reposted this. Someone stop me.