A/N: Okay, sis, I know you said this should be chappy two of Lozoo: Pointless Fluff. But I decided otherwise. So It's a separate story now. But it's still what you asked for. The POV is Yazoo's and the we in the first paragraph is obviously Yazoo, Loz, and Kadaj. So I hope everyone enjoys this.

Disclaimer: I seem to lack the ownership of Yazoo, Loz, Kadaj, Cloud, Tifa, and Seventh Heaven. They all belong to Square Enix. The idea for this short story is courtesy of PrincessMoka^^

Warnings: Cloud's mean!DX

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One day, we went to Seventh Heaven.-Heh Heh- Cloud just looked so torturable.-I don't think that's a word- So what do I do? Heh Heh. Wouldn't you like to know?^^

~FFVII~

"I love you, Nii-san!" I said as I followed Cloud into the living room. He gave me a funny look and Loz nudged my side. "What?" I asked him. He just gave me one of those what-do-you-think-you're-doing looks.

I leaned over to whisper in his ear. "Annoying Cloud!" He made a slight 'oh!" sound and walked away.

"I love you, Nii-san!" I tried again.

Cloud just kept walking.

"I love you, Nii-san!"

No reply.

"I love you, Nii-san!"

"Would you shut up?" Cloud finally said.

"Nope," I answered.

"Why not?"

"Because you won't say it back."

"I don't want to."

"Fine then. I Love you, Nii-san!"

"…"

"I love you, Nii-san!"

"UGH! SHUT UP!"

"What's going on in here?" Tifa asked peeking her head through the door.

"He keeps following me," Cloud whined.

"I love you, Nii-san!" I ignored Tifa's question.

"Well, it sounds like he just wants some love." She walked over to me and gave me a big huge hug. "There you go, Yazoo!"

"Thank you, Tifa!" I said as she walked back into the kitchen. "I love you, Nii-san!"

"Damn it, shut up and stop following me!" Cloud's voice was frustrated as he started walking again.

"I love you, Nii-san!" I started following him again.

"…" He kept walking.

"I love you, Nii-san!"

"Do I want to know?" Kadaj asked as we went by him.

"Cloud won't tell me he loves me," I pouted.

"Well, aren't you a jerk?" Kadaj crossed his arms looking at Cloud.

"…" No answer form Cloud.

"I love you, Nii-san!"

"I wish you would shut up." Came Cloud's response.

"But, I love you!" I said poutingly.

"…" No response from Cloud, though Kadaj was trying to hold back giggles.

"I love you, Nii-san!"

"I love you, too! Now get the hell out of my house," He said as he grumpily stomped up the stairs.

Kadaj and I exchanged glances and started following Cloud upstairs.

"I love you, Nii-san!" We both said.

"UGH! Not you too." He whined.

"Yes, me too." Kadaj said.

"If you say it like you mean it we'll fetch Loz and leave you alone," was my response.

"…" Cloud was silent.

"I love you, Nii-san!" Kadaj and I synced.

"I love you, too, Kadaj!" Cloud gave him a hug before turning to me. "I love you, too, Yazoo!" I then received a hug from him too.

"YAY!" We squealed at the same time. "Bye, Cloud!" I was beginning to think Kadaj and I were twins rather than me being several years older.

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So me and Kadaj happily went back downstairs, got Loz, said good-bye to Tifa, and left Seventh Heaven. Ahhhhhh, life is good when we get to torture Nii-san like that!^^

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A/N: Well, that's it! I myself enjoyed writing it. I just love making Yazoo, Kadaj, Loz, and Sephiroth torture Cloud. Anyways, thanks again for the idea Cloudy. And my little A/N here has given me another plot bunny. Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz being mean to Cloud. If all goes well I will have that one up soon. Much love! Until next time!

~Alyssia