The Temarity!
Shikatema fanfic.
Temari was on a visit to Konoha and of course her escort, Shikamaru Nara, was with her. They were heading toward his house when he popped a cigarette in his mouth, but before he could light it she had taken it. "What are you doing? Don't you know how disgusting these are?"
"Give it back troublesome woman," he said trying to snatch it back.
"You've been doing this ever since Asuma died; it's despicable," she glared. "This is not the way to deal with his death. I mean my father died but you don't see me trying to kill Gaara everyday."
"Not every day," he said. Then he pulled out his package of cigarettes.
Temari took them and glared, "More? You are ridiculous. You need to stop this now. You're going to start smelling like these. Who will want to hang out with you then?"
They entered his house and his mother was in the kitchen. Temari walked into the kitchen and over to the trash. "Say goodbye to these," she tossed the cigarette package into the can and put her hands on her hips.
"Why did you do that you troublesome woman?" Shikamaru asked.
"What is going on you two?" his mother asked putting her dish rag down.
"She took my cigarettes and threw them away," he complained.
"You need to stop. It's gross and I hate them, so do the others." Temari shouted
"Yeah, well be lucky you aren't here all the time," he stood straight so he was taller than her.
"Well you could stop while I'm here at least."
"And if I don't?" he glared down at her.
"Then… then…" she stomped her foot in frustration. "Then I'll find a different escort!" she yelled and went running up the stairs. She almost ran into his dad, Shikaku.
"What's going on with you guys," he asked coming into the kitchen.
"She threw his cigarettes away," Yoshino said.
"Well thank goodness. They were making your room smell," Shikaku said. Shikamaru glared, "So are you going to quit or not be her escort anymore?" Shikamaru groaned and went upstairs to his room.
After the quietest dinner in history, Temari was sitting on the roof outside her window. She was in her pajamas, a t-shirt and purple pants, staring at the starry sky with scattered clouds. Then there was a knock at her door. "It's open," she shouted not moving from her spot. The door swung open and in walked Shikamaru in his grey t-shirt and sweat pants.
"Damn woman, it's freezing in here. Why have the window open?" he said going over to the window.
"If I closed the window how would I get back in?" Shikamaru sighed and grabbed the blanket hanging over the chair next to him and climbed out the window. He rapped it around himself and sat next to her. A breeze blew and she took his blanket. "Give me that," she wrapped it around herself.
"Hey if you're that cold go back inside," Shikamaru said.
"If I did that I couldn't watch the stars… And his is my favorite spot to watch them." Then Temari wacked him in the head.
"What was that for?"
"I'm still mad at you, stop making me forget." Shikamaru took out his package of cigarettes and stared at it. Temari got up and walked to the window, annoyed with him.
"Well I'd hate to be the person to make you give up your star watching spot so," Shikamaru said as Temari turned around. He chucked the package as far as he could (which wasn't very far). Shikamaru turned around to see Temari closing her window.
"Well that was very kind of you and I appreciate it," she closed the window and locked it.
"Hey Temari let me in," Shikamaru banged on the window. "Come on this isn't funny." Temari waved. "Open the window Temari." She dropped the blinds. "Temari, it's cold out." Her light went off. "Temari!" he sighed in annoyance.
"Temari…"
"Temari?"
look I finally put a fanfiction with my 'favorite' couple. Yay!