Discliamer: No, just no.

A/N: Um, a fluffy oneshot for your enjoyment. It's more of an idea, actually, since I can't really draw what I was thinking. Thus, you get fiction. Hooray for you.

Warnings: Slight OOC, fluff, light m/m pairing, and pouting!Leon since he should get his own warning.

"What?" Cloud asked at the glare shot his way as the ambled along the uneven cobbled street of Guillotine Square to get to Jack's house. They'd been sent to Halloween Town on an errand from Aerith to get some sort of item from Sally. Why she had insisted that they both come was a mystery but Cloud didn't want to argue with a woman whose roof he lived under. Apparently, neither did Leon as he walked beside him while occasionally glaring.

"This is all your fault," Leon grumbled as he skirted around a puddle of goo that was lying in the street that had splashed out of the fountain. The silver chains that hung from his many belts that were looped around his waist jingled with each step he took and it was slowly driving the brunette crazy. He knew going to Halloween Town would alter his appearance so he could fit in, but Leon hadn't counted on him changing like this. It wasn't even scary.

"If you hadn't kept calling me by that stupid pet name," Leon trailed off as he tugged on his leather collar where his Griever pendant was hanging off it like a tiny charm. At least the white silk shirt and fitted black pinstripe vest he wore weren't so bad.

"I don't know why you're complaining," Cloud said reasonably as his eyes slid up the leather-clad form. "I'm not." He leered, revealing pointed fangs.

"Of course you wouldn't," Leon huffed as he rolled his eyes. Cloud was dressed as a devil wearing dark red, low slung leather pants and a black mesh shirt, chains and belts adorning hips, arms, and legs in abundance. Red devil horns poked out atop his blonde head and a lithe demon tail swung around behind the man, capped with a point. "I always knew you were evil."

"Aw, but Leon you know you love me," Cloud purred as he draped his arms around the brunette, fingerless gloved hands running through Leon's silky hair and scratching at one of his ears with his sharp claws. "And I think you look adorable."

Leon shoved the blonde devil away from him, ears twitching in annoyance at the contact. "I'm a cat," he stated flatly as he flicked his brown cat tail to accentuate his point. It was rather humiliating that Cloud looked like a fearsome devil with two black demon wings and he was…a housecat. If anything, he should have been a lion; at least they were fierce. He had pathetic sharp teeth and little claws to protect him, and that wasn't really anything since he was wearing black leather gloves as well. Thankfully, he had left behind his gunblade and Leon shuddered to think what it might have turned into if he had brought it along. A mouse-shaped chew toy stuffed with catnip? No thanks.

"My little kitten," Cloud amended as he playfully nipped at one of Leon's sensitive cat ears, twining their tails together as they walked.

"You're sleeping on the couch when we get back," Leon muttered, ears laid flat back against his head in a mix of anger and embarrassment. A blush was staining his cheeks that the brunette knew was showing through his gothic makeup by the sly winks he was getting from the band that played outside of Jack's gates.

Next time Aerith needed something from Halloween Town, Cloud was going by himself.