Random one-shots for the win. I got a little bored and used a random ass prompt generator I found online and this is what it gave me. And so this was born, out of sheer boredom haha.

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S Lyubov'yu,

Casper.

Sakura stared wide eyed at the scene in front of her. She had seen a lot of things in her seventeen years of life, but she had to say this shit took the damn cake. There was no logical explanation for the scene before her. As much as she was honestly enjoying this, it also made her cringe deep within. It was both hilarious and disturbing at the same time. Because right before her eyes...

She saw Sasuke, yes, Sasuke Uchiha, giving Naruto by far the most loving hug she had ever witnessed.

She was shocked beyond belief and still trying to pick her jaw up off of the ground.

Naruto looked absolutely mortified.

'Is that a blush on his face?!' Sakura shrieked internally, seeing as she was still unable to form a coherent sentence.

And Sasuke.

Poor poor angsty Sasuke, looked like he just wanted to keel over and die.

After what seemed like an eternity, and then some, Sakura finally managed to pick up her jaw and speak.

"Sasuke...are you alright? Why is Kami's name are you hugging Naruto?",She asked with a finely arched eyebrow raised.

"You wouldn't understand.", said Uchiha muttered, his arms tightening ever so slightly around the blond he was currently hugging's torso.

"Would you let go of me, you Duck Haired Bastard!", the blond shrieked before struggling against his dark haired team mates embrace.

"Do not insult the hair, asshole.", Sasuke growled before tightening his grip painfully.

"That hurts, you moron! Why are you even hugging me anyways?!", Naruto roared.

Sakura stood back and watched their exchanges but finally started to get to the point where she was drowning out their insults towards each other. She knew that Sasuke would never willingly hug Naruto, much less anybody. She knew of only one person who would be able to bend the young Uchiha into doing something so damn humiliating. She took one last look at her idiotic team mates before she turned and disappeared in a gust of cherry blossoms.

Sakura ran through the Uchiha's compound, one destination in mind. When she arrived she didn't even bother to knock or announce herself. Sasuke's parents were used to her bursting in for one reason of another. Whether it was to report that one of their sons had been injured, or that one of her boys was probably going to be maimed by the petite young woman. Or in this case, when Itachi decided he was going to pull a prank on his younger brother. This time, they assumed, was the latter.

"ITACHI!", Sakura roared.

Mikoto and Fugaku quickly shielded their ears with their hands, good Kami the girl could yell. They couldn't help but feel a small amount of pity towards their eldest son when the small pink haired medic damn near took their door off when she entered their home. Did they mention her ability to shake the windows with the sheer force of her yelling? Because that was important.

Sakura whipped her head around and glared at the elder Uchiha when he made his way down the stairs.

"Is there a problem, Sakura?", Itachi asked calmly.

"Itachi, is there a reason that your brother currently has Naruto in what could be translated as a loving embrace?", she snorted.

"Ah, that.", he nodded.

"What is she talking about, Itachi?", his mother spoke up from somewhere in the kitchen.

"Nothing you should concern yourself with, mother.", the elder Uchiha called back.

"Answer the question, Itachi. It looked like your brother never wanted to stop or to kill himself. It's kind of hard to tell with him.", Sakura sighed.

Oh, that's easy, you see...", Itachi started, not even noticing that his mother was poking her head out of the kitchen to listen, as well as his father silently srttin ghis newspaper down.

"Well?", Sakura prompted, laughing a little at the clan heads obvious interest in what their oldest child had done to their youngest.

"I told him if he didn't act on his little crush on the blond fool that I would terminate tomatoes from the world.", Itachi shrugged.

"You told your brother...that you would make tomatoes go extinct?!", Sakura exclaimed.

"My, my, Fugaku, did you know our little Sasu-chan was gay?", Mikoto asked her husband, a slight blush on her cheeks.

Fugaku was stunned,"My youngest son is gay?"

"That's what you got out of all of this? I thought Sasuke being gay was obvious as hell, but then again, you don't see him with Naruto as much as you do. But yeah, he's got the hots for Naruto.", Sakura shrugged.,"Now then, are you aware that your brother is an absolute moron?"

"After him believing that I have the ability to destroy all the tomatoes in the world, I am fully aware.", Itachi sighed.

"Should we go peel him off of Naruto?"

"I think that would be best, yes."

And so the two left, leaving the parents of the Uchiha brothers to digest the news that their baby was indeed, a homosexual.

When the two arrived back to the exact spot that Sakura had left the two hugging morons, she had to resist the urge to snort. Somehow while they were gone, the blond must have given up and excepted the embrace from the younger Uchiha. Sakura turned her head and stared at Itachi.

"Do we tell them?", she asked quietly.

"Not quite yet, I want to see how long it takes my brother to notice we've returned."

"I like the way you think.", she snickered,"Dango after this?"

"Thought you'd never ask.", he smirked.

The two made idle chit chat while they watched the hugging couple in front of them. It took about ten minutes before Naruto had noticed them.

"Oi, you two just going to stand there or are you going to peel him off of me?!", he shouted.

"Has my brother not told you anything?", Itachi asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Don't you dare, brother.", Sasuke threatened.

"Tell him what? That you've had the hots for Naruto since we were fourteen?", Sakura piped up with a knowing smirk.

All the color drained from Sasuke and Naruto's faces.

"You what?", Naruto whispered.

"You heard her, you idiot.", Sasuke mumbled.

"What does you hugging me right now have to do with that though?"

"Oh, that would be my doing. I threatened to kill all the tomatoes if he didn't confess to you.", Itachi shrugged.

"IT TOOK THE THREATENING OF TOMATOES TO ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME?!", Naruto roared.

Sasuke flinched but nodded.

"Itachi, shall we leave them to it? I don't think I want to be here when those two finally snap and start tearing each others clothes off.", Sakura suggested.

"I think that would be wise.", Itachi sighed, wrapping an arm around the girls waist.

"You know, he's probably going to get us back for this."

"I expect him to."

"Good."

Haha and done! Like I said above, I was bored and wanted to write something random. It was a random prompt given to me by the internet and this is what came out of it.

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