I was on Youtube one night, (my parents were already alseep) watching Digimon Tamers (the 3rd season was was the best in my opinion).
I was Watching episode 49, the one where Jerri gets trapped in that giant tower thing, and all the tamers have to leave a week later after that. Which of course makes no seance since Jerri wouldn't have eaten for a week or more now. Thus, she'd be dead already.
Yet besides that mistake in logic, I was at the part where Rika, her family, and Renamon were all talking
And that's when I heard the words that made me and every other furry feel so sad
"Acctualy digimon aren't divided into genders," I heard Renamon say
Oh what a crushing blow to the world of furries that was. After all, Renamon is like the furry fox godess of furs. Well her and/or that Krystal chick from Starox.
Yet still, Renamon was an unyiffable fur.
Or so I thought.
Just then my computer screen went white
"What the?" I thought thinking something was wrong with the monitor.
I was about to turn it off and on. Yet, just then, a pair of hands came out of the screen. Hands with three white fingures on them, with long purple gloves on.
In a matter of moments Renamon was totally out of my computer and standing in my room
"You look sad," she said
I was speechless, I mean I had a six foot tall yellow talking fox in house!
"What made you so sad?" Renamon asked
"You..." I began "You have no gender, therefore people can't...I mean...I," Ya, that was a really bad way of saying that.
I thought Renamon would diamond storm me to death right there. She gradded me up, and threw me on my bed
"Here it comes," I thought braccing for the pain.
Yet instead Renamon said
"Oh you furries. Their's more than one way to yiff,"
Just then the foxy digmon pulled my pants off
Again I was speechless, untilI gasped at what happened next.
Renamon had mini-me...In her mouth! I WAS GETTING A BLOW JOB BY RENAMON!
She climed onto my bed and sucked on me more
And while totaly freaked out of my fucking mind, I gotta say. I never thought I'd loose my virginaty to a cartoon charater, and have it feel so good.
And soon enough, I climaxed, Renamons tougne slurping my goo like it was part of an ice cream bar.
"Mmmm," she said finishing up "You tasted good,"
She brought her head close to mine and kissed me
"I gotta go now," she said "I do have a very large fan base and all,"
"Wait," I manged to say. Before you go. I need to know one thing,"
"What?" Renamon said
"So there is nothing under your chest?" I asked
Renamon grabbed me again and I got a fluffy motorboating
"Just no nipples sweety," Renamon said
I passed out on my bed
When I woke up she was gone, all I had to rember her was the white boob fur on my head
I took it off and held it in my hand. Then I smiled
"She's not unyiffable," I said happily
Of course things got strange when My little brother came in my room and saw me like I was just then
But that's another story
The end
