The Future is Loud

by The Darke Lorde

A T.F.W. (The Future is Wild) and Loud House X-over. The Louds go to their Uncle Ares' house, only to get into a wild time-traveling adventure. In the process, Lincoln discovers some shocking truths about his very first days in life. Rated T for mild swearing and scar references. And Tutenstein is as close as you can get to it.

1. Chapter 1

HHHHEEEEYYYY-OOOO, IT'S ME, YOUR AWESOME FIC CREATOR, THE DARKE LORDE! For SOME reason, I thought it would be REALLY epic if the Louds had a cousin from The Future is Wild show. If ANY of you don't know what that show is, it's basically a show that involves a motley gang of kids and a highly evolved land squid investigating the future. Also, the Loud's cousin is the character C.G. (pronounced see-gee or siege). K, let's go.

***********************************The Loud House*************************************

Rita called to her kids, "Kids, it's time for our trip to your cousin C.G.'s house!" making a group of kids 11 strong come tumbling down the stairs like a rockslide.

Lincoln said, "We're here, Mom!"

Lynn Sr. said, "Guys, this'll be a VERY cool trip that you'll definitely will NOT forget."

Lori said, "OMG. If it's THAT cool, then I'll LITERALLY take my phone with me."

Rita said to her oldest daughters, "Come with me." and went to her room.

*******************************Rita and Lynn Sr.'s room**********************************

Rita, after letting the girls in and closing the door, said, "Girls? Do you remember that old trip we took with C.G. and Uncle Ares before Lincoln was born?" the girls nodded, and then Rita said, "Well, this'll be a repeat of it."

Lynn said, "REALLY!? Even though I don't really remember it, I DO remember it because of my Carakiller claw scar," moving her left bang to reveal a large scratch.

*********************************Later, at Uncle Ares' house******************************

Ares said, "HEY-O, Squirt #1, Squirt #2, Squirt #3, Squirt #4, and so on!" then, the older girls said, "WE'RE NOT SQUIRTS! WE'RE TEENS NOW!"

Ares said, "WELL, ya are to me! WEHLP, we may as well show Squirts Numbers 6-11 the old, secret area!"

The kids, from Lincoln to Lisa, said, "What old, secret area?" then Lisa asked, "May I investigate this old area?"

C.G. said, "Well then, c'mon!" and ran into the house. (A/N: C.G.'s 16 in this fic. About as old as Leni). The younger kids followed the older kids and their parents in.

*****************************In the old, secret area*******************************

The younger kids gasped at the old, dusty time machine. Ares said, "Squirts Numbers 6-11, say hello, to Timeva."

That's it! For now…. DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The Darke Lorde