I came up with this idea after watching a repeat of "Graduation" and I hope it goes well. I'm not sure how quickly I will be able to update this, but I will accept any and all suggestions for articles that could be written about Kim. If you have a good idea that would make a good article for "Humans Magazine", please send it to me as a PM, as I have my in-box filtered for my regular email, and I might not get it.

Once again, that pesky little disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in the Kim Possible show, nor do I have any rights to the magazine called "Humans" depicted in the show.

So without further ado…

Kim Possible: The Introductory article.

Who is Kim Possible? Is she a Helpful Heroine? A Terrific Teen? A Diablo Destroyer? Or does she fearlessly fight her foes?

Well, Kim Possible is all of these things, and now we can add another to that list: A High School Graduate.

Kim started helping people when she was only 15 years old, and she hasn't stopped, or slowed down, since. Now, in just a few days, Kim Possible will officially become and adult, and I for one, couldn't be happier for her.

As Kim goes off to college (Of which we at Humans Magazine will announce which one she decides to go to) we wish her all the best of luck in continuing her education.

I was lucky enough to get a short interview with her after she had lost the coveted position of Homecoming Queen to her long time rival, Bonnie Rockwaller. She was surprisingly candid with me, and some of her answers surprised even this experienced reporter.

Here is an excerpt from that interview, which will be covered in its entirety in a separate article in this issue.

HM: So, Kim Possible, you've saved the world countless of times from megalomaniac villains, battled 15 foot tall robots bent on destroying you, and supposedly took on a 9 foot female alien and beat her in hand to hand combat. Now you have been beaten in such a benign thing as High School Homecoming Queen. Are you at all bitter towards Miss Rockwaller for losing to her?

KP: No. I'm not at all bitter. But first, let me say that the part you mentioned about the 9 foot tall alien? I am under strict authority to not comment on that supposed sitch.

HM: Do you feel that all of your experiences in your short life has prepared you for going to college, and then going on with the rest of your life afterwards?

KP: I honestly don't think that any of this has prepared me for the trials that await me in college. There will be new instructors, the classes will be much harder than in high school, and worst of all, I'll have to start living on a budget.

HM: What do mean, "Living on a budget"?

KP: Well, my parents were blessed enough to have good jobs, and they were able to take care of the Tweebs and I with virtually no strain on their budget. I was able to help out here and there with money I made from baby sitting.

HM: Tweebs?

KP: I'm sorry, I mean Jim and Tim, my twin brothers. The word "Tweeb" is a cross that I came up with my freshman year that combines the words "Twin", and "Dweeb". Please don't get me wrong though, I love my little brothers very much. At the time I had come up with the word for them, I was a bit upset them, but now it has become more of a term of endearment.

HM: Family is very important to you, isn't it?"

KP: Yes it is. Very much. I have family in Montana, and a grandmother that lives in Florida. Not a day goes by that I don't think of either my grandmother, my cousin Joss, or my Uncle Slim. I just hope that they all are able to come to my graduation. It would mean so much to me.

HM: So Kim? I need to ask you something that every single teenage boy is dying to know, are you single?

KP: Well, I hate to disappoint all those boys out there, but I am dating someone, and he is very special to me. He has been my best friend for a very long time. In fact, we met in Kindergarten. It wasn't quite a year ago that the two of us finally realized what we truly meant to each other. It took him to say something first, and ever since then we have been a couple.

HM: So who is this lucky guy?

KP: You should know him as the guy who goes with me on every single mission that I go on. He's been at my side for every single mission form the first one where I saved Mr. Paisley's prized collection of Cuddle Buddies, to the most recent one where we saved a famous Snack Blogger on the internet, Ricky Rottifle.

HM: So? What's his name?

KP: Rufus.

HM: Huh? You mean the… the… Naked Mole Rat?

KP: (giggles) I'm just teasing. (she laughs again) His name is Ronald Stoppable, and I love him very much.

(end)

So, as you see, Kim Possible is not single. As for this Ronald Stompable person? I have no idea who he is, but he sure is one lucky guy.

There are more articles in this issue of Humans Magazine that concern Kim and her heroic endeavors. Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry. I am sure that after you read them all, you will see why we at Humans Magazine have selected Kim Possible as our featured human in this issue.

Clarence Dubois, reporter for Humans Magazine.

HM


Some of these may be short like this one, and others may be longer. That will depend on how the article fleshes out, and what the subject will be. As I said before, I am accepting all suggestions for articles to be written, but I cannot promise that I will use them all. I'm only looking for new Plot Bunnies to keep going with this little project.

So, I guess I'm not taking that break just yet. Oh well… Hope y'all enjoy!