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White. All I can see is white. What the fuck? The last thing I remember was attending a convention with my friends.

Did I get kidnapped? Nah I'm too heavy.

Did I take in drugs? Most probably, but I don't remember receiving stuff from a stranger.

Hmm let's see, I remember leaving the con with my friends, walking ahead because they couldn't walk fast. Then I crossed the road while taking of the bandana from my cosplay, then I felt my side getting hit with something big, and fast.

Wait…

Oh…

Fuck…

I fucking died.

"That's right"

"DAHELL?" I screamed as soon as I heard that voice. I turned around. There stood a white-haired man with glasses and… noodles?

"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you like that. My name is Kawahira" said the old man.

"Kawahira… Hehe…"

"What's so funny?"

"How do I say this? Eh, you look, sound, and have the same name as an anime character I know" I said with a little hint of embarrassment

"Well in your world we are anime characters. But in mine, we are real people" Kawahira said with a smile.

"Y-your world?"

"Well actually more like universe since a parallel world means you maybe not dying and us still characters"

"W-wait so, you're real?"

"Yes"

"Stuff like Dying Will Flames are real?"

"Yes"

"Cursed mafia babies are real?"

"Yeeeeees" Kawahira answered with a slight annoyance. "Now, are we gonna talk or are you gonna keep asking questions?"

"Sorry, it's all hard to believe"

"Look, I'm quite in a hurry so I hope you'll understand all of this. There is a parallel world of my universe, namely the anime universe you were talking about, that goes a bit differently from what you know. I am going to let you stay there and live in it. Whatever happens to you is your own fault. Are we clear?"

I nod my head

"Ok but there is a catch, you will forget everything about your past life. Basically, you will be a whole different person. You will still have some memories of the show but mostly it's just the names and occupations. All the important parts will be left out. Anymore questions?"

"Yeah. So… what timeline are you dropping me off too?"

"I can't say exactly"

"Well why the fuck not?"

"It's a surprise"

"…"

"…"

"So anyway," Kawahira gestures to his side and a portal of sorts appear beside him "step in here and begin your new journey!"

"DON'T SOUND AS IF I DIDN'T DIE AT ALL YOU FUCKTARD!"

"Just step in already…"

I walk towards the portal. Well, at least I get to experience my favorite show right?

I take a deep breath, and jump in the portal. I feel myself falling… falling… until…

*BAM*

I'm on the ground. The feeling of grass at my fingertips. I sit up and check my surroundings. I seem to have landed on those clear grass fields that are outside of a city, just like in the movies. Except for one thing. A carriage chase.

A.

Carriage.

Chase.

I look at the direction of the pursuers, wanting to get an explanation. But what I saw not only gave me the said explanation, it also had a thought stuck in my head. As the famous (fictional ) stylist Edna Mode once said,

NO CAPES.

Can you guess who is our cape-wearing individual? Hehehehe XD

Hope to see you next time!