Anything
The Mad Hater has invited me to his home.
I wondered why he wants me. I thought he was still pissed off at me.
When I arrived at his home, he is drinking tea. I heard nothing smashing, so I assumed the March Hare was not here. I asked the Mad Hatter "Where are the others? The Door Mouse and the March Hare? "
He smiled at me, came closer to me and said, "Oh, they went for a little walk. But I need to ask you something. What would you do to wear my hat? Just for a little while even?"
"How long is a "while"?" I ask. He stopped to think about it and said "About two weeks. But are you willing to do anything for it?" Getting impatient I yelled "Yes! Anything! For crying out loud just do what you want and get it over with!"
Grinning like the mad man he was he got up and started to walk towards me with an odd swagger. As he got much closer I started to choke on my tea. He was much too close for comfort.
I looked up at him and asked "What are you doing?" He looked at me weird and said "Anything I want." I started to protest, but was cut off with him kissing me on the lips with full force. After like two minutes he pulled back after I did not respond.
"You said anything."
"I ….I….I…didn't mean that!"
"Well, you said ANYTHING!"
"I know. I know."
"Come with me."
"Fine. Where are we going?"
"No where special."
We walked for awhile and then we came to a door. He opened it and pulled me in. He closed the door and put me on the bed that was a couple of feet from the door.
"What are you doing, Mad Hatter?"
"Like you said, ANYTHING I WANT!"
"NO! Anything but that! "I said as he started to crawl on me. "Please! Anything but that!"
"You do want the hat, right?" "Yes, but –"
"No BUT!"
"OK, just be careful, plea- "I got cut off as he kissed me again.