DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO NARUTO!

*Sasuke's P.O.V.*

God. How come every time we're training he's reading that damn book?

"Sasuke! This is not nap time! Get off you're ass and try to attack me! If this were a real fight, you'd already be dead!"

He never stops badgering me. I'm doing way better than the other two, that dunce Naruto and weak Sakura, so why does he push me so damn hard?

I twisted my body around and aimed a kick at him. He dodged, leaving me aimed straight for Naruto.

Good, at least I get to kick someone.

When I fell I landed right on top of Naruto. I struggled to get off, but I had twisted my ankle when I landed. Kakashi started laughing at us as I yelled at Naruto.

God, it's like he wasn't even trying to get me off of him.

"Naruto! Get the hell out from under me!" I barked at him, not in the mood to play whatever game this was.

I looked back at Naruto, prepared to give him my very best glare when I saw his face: flushed, red, and his breathing rapid.

"Ummm… well…. I uh….." he stuttered, then thought for a second. "How am I supposed to get off of you, if you're the one on top of me?" he queried.

Sakura got up and walked over to us, then asked Naruto

"Sense when did you start stuttering like that Naruto?" she glared down at him.

"H-he… ummmm…. Uh…k-knocked my breath out, t-that's all."

I looked back at him and a thought crossed my mind. No…. He could never. It's impossible.

Or is it?

I turned back at him, wondering if what I thought were true.

"Okay, as fun as this is, practice is over, so I'm going home now." Kakashi said before turning to leave.

"Common Sakura, you too."

"Me? But why do I have to?" she puzzled.

"Lets leave these two to work out their issues alone."

"B-but, but-"

"Now Sakura." He said, growing impatient.

"Ohhh…. All right…" she grumbled before walking away with him.

Within seconds Naruto and I were alone in the forest. I glanced back down at him, now curious.

"Naruto?"

He blinked a few times and I felt his heart falter.

"Ummm…..yes Sasuke?"

his face was turning red again and he was heating up. He looked away guiltily.

Well, now was my chance if I was ever going to ask him.

"Naurto, are you gay?"

it was the question that had been bothering me for weeks.

"Uhhh…..well…..what do y-you m-mean by gay-y?" he stuttered out.

"Um, as in, do you like men?" I was beginning to worry.

"I…uh…. Like girls."

"Oh." I didn't even realize that I was holding my breath until I let it out with relief.

"But… I also like guys." He added, whispering.

My. Heart. Stopped.

I grew quiet and was breathless.

"Sooooo, what do you think about that Sasu?" he asked with his blue eyes shining up at me.

How do I feel about that? What the hell is that supposed to mean? I felt disgusted! How could he? All of the gay jokes people had made about us before suddenly made sense and frightened me. The only thing I managed to say was

"Get. Off. Of. Me. NOW! And don't you ever, I mean EVER call me "Sasu" again!" I screamed.

And with those last few words he took off and I swear I could see tears falling behind him.

Author's Note!

For people thinking "oh, he's being so mean! I don't wanna read this!" wait for the next two-ish chapters. And it turns into yaoi in the fifth. I already wrote 11 chapters, so if you want me to keep putting them up, COMMENT! Even if you didn't like it, COMMENT! Hmmmmm…. I'm also thinking about trying to translate it into Spanish or something so more people would read it but im not so sure I trust my crappy computer to translate it…. Give me ideas! And spoiler alert! This story is going to have pretty much everyone gay, even in the Akatsuki. People are gonna break up too, so if you start to have a favourite couple, comment and I'll try to keep them together! :D