Something In Your Mouth, a wrestling fanfic

Disclaimer: I only own Phoenix. Nickelback owns their song and well Randy, Cody, and Ted own themselves.

Author's Note: Randy's sitting ringside at one of Phoenix's matches against Cody and Ted. While he does that he thinks about her entrance music and how right it is for her. Takes place January 18th, 2010.

Monday Night RAW and there's a handicap match. Well I wouldn't want to be Phoenix but she's always taken challenges and made them better. I knew I was going to sit ringside so I was wearing a pair of jeans along with my Root of Evil T-shirt. Before I leave my locker room Ted and Cody come in.

"What do you two want?" I ask.

"Any demands you want us to fill?" Cody asked.

"Don't lose or the beating Phoenix gives you will look like child's play compared to what I'll do to the two of you." I say.

"Yes sir." Ted said. I glare at them before they turn and leave. I shake my head at the two of them and wait and then head to the stage. I walk out first to my music and I sit in the chair normally occupied by Phoenix. I don't take the headset they offered to me because I don't want it. I sit back in the chair and watch Ted and Cody come out.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it's a 2-on-1 Handicap match." Justin said.

"First at a combined weight of 458 lbs Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes Legacy." Justin said. They get into the ring and I lean back in the chair. Soon the familiar music of Something In Your Mouth hits the speakers. I notice that there are black and pink pulsing lights. I listen to the lyrics and wait for Phoenix to show up.

Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on!
Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
If Hollywood had called her she'd be gone before you holler, come on!

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along!

I look at Phoenix who was dressed in a red corset top, a black micro mini skirt, and black high heeled boots. I adjusted in my seat as I watched Phoenix moves her hips in a small circle while dragging her hands down her sides. I forgot how uncomfortable it was to watch her entrance. Wait it wasn't uncomfortable it was hot as hell and made my hot and needy.

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks, tattoos on her left hip
She's bending as you're spending, there's no end to it, so baby come on!
Dressed up like a princess, betting that her skin smells
Better than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on!

I knew where that tattoo was on her left hip and right now I wanted nothing more than to run my tongue up and down that tattoo. Wait I've got to focus. Then again Phoenix taking that long slow walk to the ring wasn't helping. She wasn't even halfway down the ramp yet. She was repeating much of her movements from the top of the ramp down it.

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

She loves the night scene, bar queen, just living for the fun
Taking over every dance floor like she's the only one
In the spotlight, all night, kissing everyone
And trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

I swear that woman was taunting me with her walk. She walked in front of the announce table she climbed to the middle rope and before she got in she rotated her hips in that same circle. She wasn't helping my restraint right now. She keeps this up and I'm going to end up making her miss her match to drag her to the back to have my way with her.

(So much cooler)
When you never pull it out
(So much cuter)
With something in your mouth!

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone!
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake that ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

She gets into the ring and climbs to the middle rope. She winks at the crowd and blows kisses to the crowd. She gets down from the turnbuckle and turns to Ted and Cody and blows them each a kiss. She is the worst when it comes to teasing. Wait what am I talking about I love when she teases.

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your

"Their opponent from Japan standing at 5'9'' Poison Rose." Justin said as he got out of the ring. I stand not caring that the match is about to start. I need to head to the back and well relieve some of the tension that Phoenix's entrance had caused. She was going to get it later when I get a hold of her and have my way with her all night long.

End

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