So lately everyone has been telling me to try new foods, but fuck them right? No, decided to expand my fat fucking eating horizons and try something not rare, but not common. So i went to this abortion clinic where they had plenty of choices. After some cum dumpster whores got that little unborn fetus ripped out of their little cunts, i saw my opportunity. I snatched all the unborn fetus' then just shoved them down my gullet, and well, they tasted like burnt dog shit mixed with some 40 year old pickle juice. Thats the last time i fucking listen any of the ungrateful fucks(aka friends and family).