Hello everyone! This is the beginning of my Naruto Crack! Drabble series. I write crack! Better than that serious stuff, and I don't always write out full fics of crack! Therefore, this will be a collection of the crack! I am unable to put into fics.
This first one is primarily focused on Kiba's loud mouth and Shino. It is also based off something one of my friends did in the college cafeteria. I dedicate this one to every single one of my friends. And, no, this is not ShinoKiba, but I do plan on posting some of that at some point.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, or any of it's characters.
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"YAHOO!" Kiba yelled, causing everyone in Ichiraku's to stare at him. Actually, they had been staring at him for about thirty minutes or so, as the dog nin had been yelling random, sometimes obscene things since he first sat down. Shino shook his head in disgust, while Hinata averted her gaze, her trademark blush covering her face. Naruto was not helping the situation by laughing very loudly at Kiba's antics, occasionally encouraging him by offering suggestions of what to do next.
"Hey Kiba! Jump on the table dattebayo!" Naruto yelled, even though they were only sitting less than five feet from each other.
Kiba gladly accepted this offer, kicking over his glass of water and knocking his ramen off of the table. He pumped his fists above his head, shouting at the top of his lungs, "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
Shino huffed in frustration and promptly got out of his seat and quickly exited the ramen shop.
"SHINO! HEY SHINO! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME, SHINO!" Kiba yelled, earning a glare from the Aburame as he exited. "SHINOOOOOO! COME BACK SHINO! DON'T LEAVE ME!"
Kiba leapt off the table and landed on his hands and knees, "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE! I LOVED HIM! WHY OH WHY IS FATE SO CRUEL!"
Kiba stood and, in his mock misery, turned to a random Konoha resident and wailed, "Is there something wrong with me?! Why do they always-!"
His words were cut off as Shino darted back into the building and clamped his hand over Kiba's mouth. Cheers erupted across the ramen shop at the sudden, much needed quiet. Shino glared at the Inuzaka, feeling the younger smile beneath his hand. He harshly whispered into his team mate's ear, "I fucking hate you."