Hi, hi, hi, hi, I'm going to write a fanfiction, for you know, fun, :3
Virgo stood glaring at the floorboards of Lucy's apartment,
"Why don't I ever get a tease ship in the anime?" she wondered aloud, she was hoping Hiro Masashimi heard him, "I mean, Lucy gets Leo or Loke or WATEVA, and Natsu and Gray and sometimes people ship her with Laxus and MARKAROV!" she scowled at the floor, Lucy was behind her, she sweat dropped,
"Hey Virgo, is something wrong? I mean, you've been like this all day!" she asked carefully, Virgo's head jerked towards Lucy,
"YES SOMETHING IS WRONG, SOMETHING IS WRONG IN MY KOKORO!" she retreated into the shadows, waiting for Lucy to ask what it was, Happy walked in then sweat dropped with Lucy at the state of Virgo,
"What's wrong?" Happy finally asked,
"PRINCESS-SAMA HASN'T PUNISHED ME IN DAYS! I feel so…" she sighed then hugged herself, "Neglected…" Happy's eyes widened and he walked to the kitchen, grabbed some fish and headed towards Virgo, he passed it to her,
"Don't worry! We're here for you! Besides, you wouldn't want Lucy to touch you, since she smells like garbage all th-" suddenly a flash of light stunned Happy and he was kicked against the wall, "Like pretty unicorns and rainbows…" he continued.
-VIRGOS POV-
What was this feeling? Daisy's and roses of all sorts of colours was surrounding Happy's face, he was sparkling!
-AUTHORS POV-
Lucy saw the way Virgo was lookin at-
Lucy: OH HELL NO! THAT'S BEASTIALITY!
Me: Shhh, this is my fanfic Lu-chan, free country!
Lucy: COME ON, THAT'S SO WRONG!
Me: You write about werewolves and humans together whats the difference?
Lucy: HE-HE-HE'S A CAT!
Me: NOT A CAT, AN EXCEED!
Happy: We are kind of cats, I mean, we look like cats, and we like fish?
Me: SHUT UP HAPPY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FISHING TRIPS WITH NATSU!
Happy: Huh?
Me: ANYWAY! I don't see the problem Lucy.
Lucy: ITS JUST, WEREWOLVES HAVE HUMAN FORMS! HAPPY'S A-A-A CAT!
Happy: Exceed
-Me and Lucy glare at Happy-
done.