AN:

Hi its Natalie!

I hope you enjoy the first chapter

Me and my friend Shivvy thought up this together!!!

Russian-hottie- Dimitri
Russian-hotties-hottie- Rose
Liss-of-the-leash
Smoke-on-alcohol- Adrian
Fire-boy- Christian

Smoke-on-alcohol has signed on

Liss-of-the-leash has signed on

Smoke-on-alcohol- HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Liss-of-the-leash- Uh…Adrian…

Smoke-on-alcohol- YEAH LISSY BABY???

Liss-of-the-leash- Uhh…are you…um…drunk?

Smoke-on-alcohol- NAH!!!!!! I'M NO DUCKY!!!

Liss-of-the-leash- Uhh..I said are you drunk…

Smoke-on-alcohol- OH!!! Nah I only had three…

Liss-of-the-leash- Only three bottles? Wow that's like a record for you!

Smoke-on-alcohol- Well actually I never finished my sentence. I was going to say I had three cases…

Liss-of-the-leash- THREE CASES?!

Smoke-on-alcohol- YES! *giggles*

Liss-of-the-leash- How many were in them? About six right?

Smoke-on-alcohol- No Lissy-Wissy! I bought a jumbo pack! There was an extra two bottles in there! *giggles again*

Liss-of-the-leash- Oh god Adrian

Fire-boy has signed in

Fire-boy- Whats up?

Smoke-on-alcohol- Yo Bro, whats shakin?

Fire-boy- …

Smoke-on-alcohol- Can I call you Christian?

Fire-boy- Uh that's my name idiot…

Smoke-on-alcohol- Oh really? I thought your name was McGerald!

Fire-boy- Uh Adrian, what are you on?

Liss-of-the-leash- He just had three jumbo cases of alcohol

Fire-boy- WHAT?!

Smoke-on-alcohol- Ahahahaha! Christian your funny!!!

Russian-hotties-hottie has signed in

Russian-hotties-hottie- hey guys!

Russian-hotties-hottie- Ugh is Adrian alright?

Smoke-on-alcohol- ROSEY-POSEY!!!

Russian-hotties-hottie- WTF???

Liss-of-the-leash- Read the above text and you will understand Rose

Fire-boy- yup

Russian-hotties-hottie- Three jumbo cases…fuck

Liss-of-the-leash & Fire-boy- yup

Smoke-on-alcohol- OH GUYS I HAVE A POEM FOR ROSEY-POSEY!!!

Russian-hotties-hottie- Oh shit…

Smoke-on-alcohol- Rose will you stick your bum on my nose? Can I touch your toes? Will you be my hottie Rose?

Russian-hotties-hottie- Shut-up! I'm Dimitri's hottie! Read my username, dumb ass

Russian-hottie has logged on

Russian-hottie- Hello!!!

Russian-hottie- WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ROSE????

Smoke-on-alcohol- Rosey-posey is my little hottie dhampir!

Russian-hottie- NO SHE ISN'T! SHE'S MINE!!!

Smoke-on-alcohol- *giggles*

Fire-boy- *hides under covers* I think he's lost it…

Liss-of-the-leash- Yup…mind if I join you under those covers???

Smoke-on-alcohol- Rosey, I'll be coming to your bedroom soon!

Smoke-on-alcohol has signed out

Russian-hotties-hottie- WHAT???!

Russian-hottie- STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

Russian-hotties-hottie- Hi guys, it's Adrian!

Russian-hotties-hottie- Get your own fucking computer Adrian!

Russian-hottie- You love me, don't ya?

Russian-hotties-hottie- Piss of!

Fire-boy- Oh god…

Liss-of-the-leash- yeah…

Russian-hottie- I'll save you Roza!

Russian-hottie has signed out

*Awkward silence*

Russian-hotties-hottie- I'm here Roza!

Russian-hotties-hottie- Yay! Dimitri!

Russian-hotties-hottie- etzdkrjjjjjjjjjjjjjtlugtaekydrdtyu

Fire-boy- What the hell???

Liss-of-the-leash- I think Dimitri's bashing Adrians head on the keyboard

Russian-hotties-hottie- ethdbeqHELPdfhzERMErearwyPLEASE!

Liss-of-the-leash- Now he's asking for help while Dimitri beats him up

Fire-boy- Think we should go help Adrian?

Liss-of-the-leash- Nah…

*Another awkward silence*

Russian-hotties-hottie- Ok well Dimitri shut him up!

Russian-hottie has signed in

Russian-hottie- yeah um I'm afraid he's…uh

Fire-boy-Come on spit it out

Liss-of-the-leesh- Yeah, I mean come on it can't be that bad

Russian-hottie- Erm…

Liss-of-the-leash- Dimitri…tell us

Fire-boy- Yeah or I'll set you on fire until you do!

Russian-hottie- OK FINE HE'S DEAD!

*Silence*

Everyone except for Adrian- Yay!