Hello! This is my first fanfic! I went with doing a parody of "My Immortal", which means another commentary. Hope you enjoy!~

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) You said it, not me raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Apparently not, according to word Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way what's up with your parents? That name sucks and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears you use that word, I don't think you what it means and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) Ugh, well it looks like I'm staying. By the way, Amy Lee is the lead singer for the band Evanescence. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Incest alert! I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen ). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) You said that already and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Harry Potter takes place in England/Scotland and in the 1990s. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation But your skin is pale white?, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. We didn't need every damn detail. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining there is a name for that type of weather so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them such a warm person you are.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly Draco Malfoy is not fucking shy.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away that entire conversation was stupid.

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AN: IS it good? No it is not PLZ tell me fangz!