A/n- FYI, my name is Dylan, and NO I'm not a boy, I'm a teenage girl.
EDIT: Yay! another flame! Or insult. Don' know...Hmm. Oh well! Just want to say, this is something I made when I was in 5th grade; And as you can see, my skills absolutely SUCKED. Just warning you. I think I was high when I wrote this (and had no Office word, just notepad...) So please read still if you would like, I would love it. But honestly; if you are that type of person that would get irritated very easily by these things (and probably more) you should check out other stuff. To the others who still wouldn't care, enjoy!
Announcer- WELCOME... TO THE DYLAN SHOW! WHERE THE FABULOUS KID Show's THE GREATEST STUFF IN ALL THE HIIISSSTTTTOOOORRRRYYYY! AND HERE SHE IS FOLKS... DDDDDYYYYYLLLAAAAANNN!
Dylan- thank u! thank u all! well hiya peeps! how y'all doing today?
Audience- AWSOME- ALLMOUS!
Dylan-*flips her hair* OMG! perfect! now to start our1st show, we will have our special guest... MAXIMUM RIDE!the fame seeking, big-head, back-stabbing, and leader of the flock...
max- here i am! is this going to take long, i kinda have to SAVE THE WORLD, and all that, but u wouldn't know about that, now would you? *smiles smugly*
Dylan- no comment, any who! the audience has some questions for you...
random fat chick- *stands up* yes.. yes i do,max, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM B*TCH?
max *looking confused*- what do you MEAN what is my problem? I'm perfect in every way :)
random man2- have you even TOLD fang about the affair?
max- w-w-what d-do you m-mean? *is nervous, and OBVIOUSLY guilty*
random fat chick- the affair with you AND IGGY!
everyone in the room- GASP!
audience member, Massie- wow i didn't see that coming. *shakes head*
audience chanting like the Jerry Springer show- DY-LAN! DY-LAN! DY-LAN!
Max says angrily- NO! i DIDNT do that ! its Dylan! she typing what I'm saying! i DONT MEAN ANYTHING!
Dylan-*smiles evilly* ,so lets bring him out- iggy!
iggy comes out- hey max *winks* wanna do something tonight?
IGGYS GIRL#1- WAIT! HOLD UP! what the HELL do you think your doing?
iggy moans in reconsigntion- wait a second? your not apart of this series! i thought i only have to see YOU in YOUR imagination!
Dylan- i thought that this would be a great thing...
Iggys girl#1- yes, hey Dylan, can you do a couple of things? *whispers in ear*
Dylan- of course! SURCURITY! TAKE MAXIMUM RIDE AWAY!
*max is escorted away* max- FANG!
Dylan- wow that was faster than i thought :). *looks over at iggysgirl#1 starring at iggy* oh what the heck! *whispers to Iggys girl#1*
iggys girl#1- YAy! *runs over and hugs iggy*
iggy- oh no, this cant be good * Dylan waves her wand and...* I LOVE U IGGYS GIRL#1! what? you cant make me do this Dylan!
Dylan- oh yeah?
*but then outta nowhere fang comes busting in, looking hott as ever*
Dylan's eyes bug out of her head
Dylan- eeeeppp! *comes rushing over too hug fang*
fang recognizes Dylan and mutters-oh, no not YOU!
*Dylan tackles fang*
******************************************meanwhile*********************************************
* iggy is tugging against his leash in desperate pursuit of getting released*
Iggys girl#1 pulling iggy back with her leash that she put on him- ha ha, nice try, Ur not getting away... now come along now, we have to go.
iggy- hey! you don't own me!
Iggys girl#1- oh yeah? check Ur butt.
iggy is alarmed, but looks down and sees a huge sticker that wont come off that says:
' PROPERTY AND OWNERSHIP OF IGGYS GIRL#1 '
Iggy- … WAIT A SECOND! HOW DID I READ THAT IF I'M BLIND!
director- JUST GO WITH IT! leaves
iggy- fine, i will... *sigh*
they walk off in the sunset, hand in hand, LOL, and by that i mean, one end of the leash to the other. XD
**************************** at the studio ***************************************
Dylan and fang are handcuffed together while Dylan was holding him so he wont escape...
Dylan- *sigh* that is SOOOO romantic, don't u think?
fang seems distracted, but then suddenly grabs her hands and starts kissing her.
after a second he stops then gets up,freed of the handcuffs!
fang- i new that would distract you enough! goodbye psycho! *runs off*
Dylan- dang it! how did he no my weakness? don't think your getting away!
* Dylan chases fang. *
Massie- well, that's the end of the show! we will see you next time when Dylan talks about the fundamentals of chicken wings and sonny with a chance! now if you excuse me, i have a date...
turns around and grabs Jacob blacks hand and gets on his motorcycle *