I'm a Brotherhood Of Steel Paladin, I've been sent to help the courier and his pet Deathclaw check out an old pre-war house, which still stands...

Outside The house!

I finally made my way over to Freeside, just outside of Freeside was the house

it was, nice. White wood, blah blah your usually pre-war house.

Outside the Courier and deathclaw were already waiting..

"Finally here, my good sire!" The courier said, he was in power armour... with an English flag painted on him, wearing the exact same Power Armour, same flag... and his deathclaw also had the English flag... with some tea

"Yeah... and why the hell do we all have English flags on?"

"Because we're British my good sire!" The deathclaw said

"HOW THE HELL CAN A DEATHCLAW TALK!?"

"Found him as an egg taught him how to hold things and Yes Man made a thing to help him talk Anyway, onwards?"

"Yes my good sires!" I replied, We walked up to the door and opened it, it made a rather loud creaking noise there was then a white flash and the door closed behind us

The deathclaw turned around and threw some tea at the door "Open ye' bastard!" The door then opened "That's sorted." Me and the courier said, I started planting C4 around the house
"Uh, why are you doing that?" the courier asked

"Almost the 5th of November! FIREWORKS!"

"Oh... it's the 31s- It's halloween!" As soon as he said that it flashed again, we then saw a transparent white thing "Shit." We all said

"Don't worry, I got this!" I said, I pressed a button on my helmet... it started to play some weird music then... I started to beatbox like a pro, the other two looked at me very confused, the ghost started to glow yellow...

then I turned around and BOOOM!

It then exploded. "That motherfucka's... is how to deal with a ghost."

"Cool guys don't look at explosions..." The deathclaw said

Then... a group of Feral Ghouls with cabbages for heads surronded us.

" ¬ TGM" I said outloud I turned to them "Say the same thing I do! It makes you immortal with infinite ammo!"

"FUCK YEAAH! ¬ TGM" They both said

" 001629B6" I said, then we all pulled out mini gun out of nowhere

"SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!" I said, I then drank some tea while firing the minigun

"OOOH CABBAGES! I LOVE CABBAGE!" Said the courier

All the ghouls died, we left the house

and blew up the C4,
"Cool guys... don't look at explosions."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The house exploded, it was very dramatic and it was in slow motion.

"Wanna get a pizza?" The deathclaw asked

"The fuck is a pizza?" I Asked.

"Mr. House kept some... fucking awesome, food of the gods!"

"I'm in!"

We walked to the Lucky 38 and ate pizza and watched some old pre-war TV.

THE END!

The fuck did you just read? I don't know...

Q&A

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How did they watch Pre-war TV?

A

In the divide some child watched pre-war tv somehow, I'm pretty sure mr house would of kept some

Q

The fuck? This is the shitiest thing i've read!
A

That's not a question and do I look like a person who gives a fuck?

Q

The actual fuck did I just read?
A

The answer to all your problems! USE CONSOLE COMMANDS.

Q

How did English people get to Ameriiccaa? DUHH ERRRP

A

I do not know and I do not care.

Q

THIS IS THE BEST PIECE OF WORK EVER!
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yeah, we know that's you me...