DISCLAIMER: OMG THIS ISN'T MINE DON'T HURT ME. :((((((((( MY MUSE MADE ME DO IT, BECAUSE I TOTALLY HAVE ONE. :D

A/N: I TRIED SO HARD AT THIS, OMG. PLEASE LIKE IT. :(

ONCE UPON A TIME, THAT SEIGAKU COACH (WHO ISN'T AS COOL OR SEXY AS TACHIBANA-SAN, BUT THAT WILL BE OVERLOOKED FOR THE MOMENT) WAS INEXPLICABLY IN A CHAT ROOM WITH ALL THE TENNIS BOYS.

SEXIESTCOACH: HEY THERE ARE YOU A TENNIS BOY?

SOMETHINGWITHMADA: I AM SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING SNARKY. ALSO, HEY SEXY.

SEIGAKUBUCHOU (A/N: I'M SO ORIGINAL WITH MY NAMES, NE? ;)): I THINK OLD WOMEN ARE HOT.

TACHIBANASAN: ACTUALLY I AM NOT WORTHY OF WRITING TACHIBANA-SAN'S DIALOGUE, BUT IMAGINE THAT IT IS SOMETHING AWESOME.

CHITOSESAN: I COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED ANY WORDS AS FANTASTIC AS THOSE THAT WOULD BE SAID BY THE MAGNIFICENT CHITOSE-SAN, SO YOU MUST IMAGINE THIS AS WELL.

THATATOBEGUY: I AM NOT AS GOOD AT TENNIS AS TACHIBANASAN. BUT I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THAT TEZUKA GUY AND SO I, TOO, THINK OLD WOMEN ARE HOT.

THATGUYFROMRIKKAIWITHTHEHAT: HEY, ME TOO.

EVERYONEELSE: WE ARE TOTALLY HOT FOR SUMIRE, YEAH!

SEXIESTCOACH: HEY, WHO WANTS ME TO SIT ON THEIR FACE?

ALLTHEONESTHATWEREINTHATVOLLEYBALLEPISODE: US. OH YEAH BABY. WE WANT IT.

ALLTHEOTHERTENNISBOYS: OMG WE FEEL SO LEFT OUT.

SEXIESTCOACH: THAT'S OKAY THERE'S ENOUGH SEXY TO GO AROUND.

ALLTHETENNISBOYS: YAY!

EVERYONE: LET'S ORGY!

A/N: ARIGATO FOR READING, MINNA-CHAN:D