A/N; Although I still want to ship Zuncan/Doey I'm finding it hard to. Why? Because I have a feeling that because Mike and Zoey wuv each other they'll be together forever even if his other personalities try to kill her and belong in prison themselves. Makes me sick. Duncan got screwed over this season. We all know he's a screenhog and stuff but he was turning over a new leaf! And now he's going to be stuck in prison until there's another chance for him to come back to Total Drama which won't be until at least a year, if ever.

It's sad. And Gwen was nasty to him when they used to be friends before they got together! And what he did wasn't even THAT bad really.

So in Duncan sympathy, I got to writing. If Banette and I continue RPing Duncan/Zoey I'll probably put in parts of the RP.

Summary: Want to know what Duncan is up to know he's in "big boy" prison? Wonder no longer! Duncan makes new friends, tries to arrange conjugal visits and does art and craft! Life really does get better after prison.

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Adventures from Prison

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Duncan makes a friend.

"I'll get you for this Chris McLean!" Duncan yelled as he was put into his cell. Yes, Chris was nowhere to be seen but Duncan was still fuming. All he was doing was trying to prove he was a badass. He just wanted to go back to juvie was that so bad? He could break out of juvie, he knew people there, this wasn't what he'd wanted. If only Zoey hadn't called his graffiti a bunny and Courtney and Gwen hadn't laughed at him about Mike being evil and he hadn't had to deal with all Chris' jokes about him being a nice guy... then he wouldn't have had this identity crisis where he had to prove himself and he wouldn't have ended up in this place!

"Did you say Chris McLean?" came a voice from the shadows.

Duncan swirled around. "Yeah," he said with an eyebrow raising in suspicion. "What's it to ya?"

"You know the guy?" A large man stepped forward, all muscles and the type that could eat Duncan alive for breakfast. Duncan gulped.

"Chris McLean was the one who put me in here!"

"So you don't like him?"

"Of course I don't like him that-" asswipe? jerkass? "candy monkey put me away for blowing up his freaking mansion!"

"Candy monkey?"

Duncan scowled. He didn't know why he couldn't just say bad words anymore. There was something messed up with his brain. "How do you know him?"

"Spent the last year locked up with that sicko. That guy makes the rest of the people here seem normal. He was one twisted dude." The guy told him. "If you've got beef with him, you'll do fine here. Most of the inmates that knew him want to kill him."

Duncan smirked. "That'd be about right." Chris made enemies wherever he went just from being a douche.

"You were on that show of his right? That Total Dreamboat show?"

"Total Drama," Duncan said, not really wanting the reminder of how that turned out for him. Two exes that seemed to strongly dislike him and now he was put away in jail and his parents were going to murder him if they got the chance to. It was all the fault of that stupid show. "Name's Duncan. Not Duncan Do Right, not Duncan Sweetiepie. Just Duncan. Call me anything that has the word 'sweet' in it and I'll break your face."

"Good to know," the big guy crossed his arms looking menacing. "I'm G-Throat."

"Errr, okay." Weird name.

G-Throat nodded. "Don't worry Duncan. You're going to like it here... and the time will just fly by. You'll see."

"Yeah, I'll see." But somehow Duncan just didn't believe it.

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Up next: Duncan talks to Gwen.