Buffy was on her laptop computer looking at google images of her favorite boy, Tom drooled profusely but then the wall crashed down beside her, revealing the shadow of her mortal enemy, Angel. They looked at each other for about five minutes, preparing to fight, Buffy whipped out her shot gun and fired.
But then Cindy told me that guns have no effect on vampires, so actually pretend that I said "Vampire beam." Angle collapsed to the ground, huffing and puffing a lot. Buffy stood over him and laughed. Spike shouted from a distance, "No Buffy! Don't do it!!!" Buffy was preparing to step on Angels rib cage.
"That's actually Dawn dressed as Angel!!" said Spike. "It's halloween, and she dressed up as him!! She wanted to surprise you!!" but it was too late. Buffy had stepped on her ribs and all her organs had bursted out the sides.
Wesley IM'd Buffy that very second, "Ha ha! You fell for my trap!! I erased your memory so that you would forget it was halloween and so that you would forget that your sister was dressing up as Angel for halloween. And I also made you think that Spike was your enemy. I am a bad boy."
Suddenly they heard a gun shot! It was Spike! He had killed himself! uffy ran to the computer and IM'd Wesley "You idiot!! Now Spike is dead!! And I am pregnant with his child!!"
Wesley didn't answer because he was already dead. Wesley Snipes killed him for stealing his name.
Buffy had the baby and sold it for drug money.
I have never watched an episode of Buffy in my life.