Chapter One:

Harry Potter and the Interpretive Dance Routine

"Dance, Harry!"

"Dance like the wind!"

Harry swirled slowly n front of a giant mass of Death Eaters and Dementors, with his allies behind him.

The Light side was preparing to do an interpretive dance routine.

It supposedly represented the students of Hogwarts.

Or not.

Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Michael Corner, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnegan, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Parviti Patil, and Padma Patil stepped out and turned to face the light side.

All of them: Start hunched over, back to the Dark Side, holding hands. Turn and stand up, in sequence.

Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger: Squatting in the middle of the half circle. Roll up, gesture/point to the right half of the group, then the left half of the group.

All: Raise arms up, jump like jumping jacks, but without the arm movements.

Group: Step touch, step touch to the right four times. Arms are jazz hands, air guitar style. Same to the left. Repeat three more times.

Ronald Weasley: Same, but opposite direction, and with your own poor style.

All: Body shake.

All: Step leap front, down to the ground. Step leap back, down to the ground. Repeat two and a half times.

All: Form a circle. Front sashay. Fish move back. Turn. Fish back again. Step hop backwards. Turn, airplane.

Hermione Granger: Twist to the right. B-boys pose, with head nodding to the beat.

Group: B-boy pose, with head nodding to the beat.

Harry Potter: Uprocking. Six step, front roll, back roll (that turns into a front roll.)

Group: Robot starting to the left, then facing front, then facing right. Repeat. Stand and shake while watching lead.

Cho Chang and Michael Corner: Interpretive dance. Two counts of eight. Running man, running man. Step with big arm movements. More ... step with big arm movements.

All: Form a line. Shuffle with right foot. Arm wave with the left arm (each person swing their arm in a full circle, one at a time, in sequence.) Again back.

Draco Malfoy: Moon walk backwards, poorly.

Ginny Weasley and Dean Thomas: Run and leap, taking turns, ending in Vogue like poses. Repeat.

All: From a line, step kicks like crazy. Kind of like the Roger Rabbit but frontwards.

Lead/All: Dancers run into the lead, lead throws each of the dancers into a leap.

All: Run to centre, forming a circle, shake arms upwards. Turn. 80s pound down.

The Dementors felt themselves being drawn in, closer to the strange scene and laughter.

Then, "Damn you Potter!" Voldemort apparated away, ordering his Death eaters to follow him. They did, quickly.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or this routine.

The routine is from: http : / / members . tripod . com /praise_you/

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