Please no nasty comments this was just a bit of fun. Might be completed might not be. This was wrote with Miss.Sly. Gotta give her some credit.
Some Things You Didnt Know About Severus Snape.
He's secretly a sexy beast. You just dont know it yet. He didn't really like Lily . He Liked James cause hes a sex-raptor. He learned to roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. Beware. He shits rainbows. Pink is totally his colour. L'Oriel Because hes worth it. Hes a spy for Voldemort gasp But really hes a spy for the Order In disguise as a death eater, but thats all a disguise for his true identity .. A Pirate. His hair isnt really greasy. Its glamoured so you think its greasy.
He just dosent wanna get jumped. He owns a pink monkey. His favorite word is scandolous. Hes really sexy.
-- Please Be nice if you have anything that you know about Severus Snape that we dont please feel free to send to me i will post them if they are funny.