"Kakakakak" Said Horatio Caine as he put on his sunglasses. " Gablaghaga." The other guy with the brown hair said to Horatio. "Are you feeling alright man?"

"Splaabababa....bububudubwebada." Horatio said in the pattern he always says things on the TV show and took off his sunglasses and put them back on and took the back off.

And then he put them back on.

The girl with the blonde hair shouted, "LOOK OUT!" And a bomb exploded but Horatio was Horatio so he was not affected but his sunglasses broke. He had nothing to put on and take off so he panicked and started ripping out his hair and putting it back on again.

The black girl came and said, "Oh honey, what's wrong, baby?" She said very kindly.

Horatio put his hair back on and squinted all CSI-like. And the theme song played and he said, " Bubber dubber....wagata do pweep." He shouted the last part and then solved a case all by himself and bought new glasses and wrote a book.

THE END.