Mystery Science Theater 3000's original theme and music goes to Joel Hodgson and Josh Weinstein. Saiyuki belongs to Kazuya Minekura. I just grabbed some glue and stuck them together.
MST5K
In the somewhat distant past,
But in another world,
There was a monk named Kouryuu
Quite different from me and you
He works for the floating head institute
Just another dude in a Sanzo suit
He thought he was the best of the best,
But Kanzeon didn't like him
So she sent him into the west!
She sends him loony demons,
The most nuts she can find (La-la-la!)
She sits in comfort with cheese and crackers,
While she monitors his mind (La-la-la!)
Now keep in mind Sanzo can't control
When the quests begin or end (La-la-la!)
Because he has to deal
With a bunch of loser friends!
DEMON ROLE-CALL
Hakkai! (House wife!)
Hakuryu! (Jeep!)
Goku! (Damn monkey!)
Gooooooojyo! (Pervert!)
If you are wondering why he smokes and drinks
and is yet better at attack (La-la-la!)
Then tell yourself, "It's just an anime/manga,
I should really just relax,
For Mystery Saiyuki Theater, 5000!"