EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
MARLIN
VS
SPONGEBOB
BEGIN
[MARLIN]
ALRIGHT THERE SPONGEY BOY I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP
ALL THE TIME COOKING KRABBY PATTY WE KNOW THAT PRETTY SUCK
ALL THE TIME YOU ACT CRAZY AND YOU BOTHER YOUR FRIEND SQUIDWARD
YOU SON OF A BITCH IT NOT 20 PERCENT COOLER
AS A FATHER I'M THE BEST THERE IS
YOU TREAT YOUR PET GARY LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME NOT EVEN WITH YOUR FUCKING NET
I ONCE SAW YOU AND SANDY HAVING FUCKING SEX
[SPONGEBOB]
OH SHUT YOU MOUTH MARLIN YOU NO GOOD SHITTY CLOWNFISH
YOUR FRIEND DORY IS A WHINY LITTLE FUCKING BITCH
SHE KEEP FORGETTING STUFF EVEN WORST THAN PATRICK
IF SHE LIKE YOU SO MUCH THEN HAVE HER SUCK YOUR DICK
I CAN MAKE KRABBY PATTY IN THE BEST IN THE SEA
I WILL GIVE YOU A HOOK SO YOU'LL TURN INTO SUSHI
YOUR SON NEMO IS WAY OUT OF CHARACTER
YOUR MOVIE IS SO CRAPPY AND IT NOT EVEN SCARIER
[MARLIN]
TALKING ABOUT SCARED WELL THAT IS WHO YOU ARE
YOU WERE FRIGHTNED IN HALLOWEEN YOU SHITTY RETARD
YOU SANG ALL THE TIME JUST LIKE PINKIE PIE
I'LL ASK BRUCE TO ATTACK YOU AND THEN YOU'LL FUCKING DIE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER HA IT A FAKE
YOU WENT WITH THAT CUNT PEARL ON A FUCKING PROM DATE
WELL YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING ANYTHING
GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN AND STOP BEING SO SWEET
[SPONGEBOB]
WELL IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICE I WASN'T ALWAYS SWEET
I ONCE HAVE AN ASSERTIVE BACK SIDE WHO IS ACTING LIKE A FREAK
I CAN STILL KICK SOME ASS WHILE I DO KARATE
AND I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE AND MAKE YOU FUCKING PEE
YOUR WIFE CAROL DIE HA THAT SERVE YOU RIGHT
YOU NO FATHERFUCKER YOU CAN'T PUT UP IN A FIGHT
I WON AT THIS BATTLE SO PREPARE TO LOSE
I GOT MANY CHANCES THAN YOUR FRIENDS EVER DO
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE