EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
COLLETTE
VS
PEARL
BEGIN
[COLLETTE]
OKAY FUCKING WHALE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR DAMN ASS
YOU ARE SUCH A CLEAN FREAK WITH YOUR FASHION ATTRACT
YOU ARE SIMILAR TO ZURI AND ALSO RARITY
YOU'RE THE ONLY FUCKING WHALE WHO LOVE TO STAY CLEAN
YOU BOSS YOUR DAD AROUND AND YOU WANT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES
THE ONLY THING YOU DO IS ACT LIKE A HOE
WHEN MR. KRABS DIED YOU JUST TOOK HIS MONEY
NO ONE LIKE YOU PEARL YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY
[PEARL]
WELL WHO ASK YOU LONG EAR LITTLE BITCH
ABUSING YOUR BROTHER SCAMP IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
MY SHOWS IS BETTER THAN YOUR DAMN MOVIE
YOU ARE JUST A SPANIEL PUPS WHO LOVES STAYING CLEAN
I CAN USE MY BLOWHOLE AND SHOOT YOU OUT OF THE SKY
OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A KNIFE AND DAMMIT YOU WILL DIE
I LOVE MONEY BETTER THAN YOUR WHINY TALE
YOU'RE MOVIE IS CRAPPY AND IT HAD DAMN FAILED
[COLLETTE]
OH YOU THINK THAT FAILED WELL YOU ARE WRONG LITTLE BITCH
YOU HATE FRYCOOK SO MUCH WELL YOU ARE SO RASCIT
YOU JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU HANG OUT IN THE MALL
WHEN I BITE YOUR ASS THEN YOU WILL GODDAMN FALL
YOU CRY ALL THE TIME AND YOU ASK SPONGEBOB TO THE PROM
YOU WANT THE KRUSTY KRAB SWEETER WELL YOU ARE SUCH A CRAPPY TOM
I THINK THE WRITER SHOULD GET RID OF YOU
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET FRY BY MY BROTHER SLICK MOVE
[PEARL]
OH YOUR BROTHER IS A PEST AND HE ONLY RAN AWAY
THAT BECAUSE HE HATE RULES AND HE WANT TO BE GAY
JUST LIKE GARY RAN AWAY CAUSE SPONGEBOB FORGET HIM
YOU NO GOOD FUCKING BITCH YOU JUST MADE A SIN
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE JUST CAUSE YOUR EARS ARE BIG
YOUR VOICE IS A SHIT NO BOYS WILL EVER DIG
I DON'T NEED YOUR FASHION ADVICE I'M GOING TO THE MALL
GOODBYE LITTLE HOE I DON'T NEED YOU TO STALL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE