EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DANIELLE
VS
SQUIDWARD
BEGIN
[DANIELLE]
ALRIGHT BIG NOSE FREAK TIME FOR ME TO INSULT YOU
PLAYING WITH THAT FUCKING MUSIC MAKE ME WANNA PUKE
YOU'RE THE SADDEST FAGGOT IN YOUR OWN SPECIAL SERIES
MY ANIMATED FILM IS BETTER FOR POULARITY
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER PLAYING WITH THAT CLARINET
YOU SLEEP WITH THAT THING DON'T TELL ME YOU HAD SEX
YOU READ SPONGEBOB DIARY WELL YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE
YOU ARE SUCH A BLASPHEMY SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL
[SQUIDWARD]
OH GREAT I GOTTA RAP TO THIS SPANIEL PUP BITCH
YOUR MOVIE IS ANNOYING IT A PIECE OF SHIT
I CAN PLAY MY CLARINET EVEN BETTER THAN EVERYBODY
ALL YOU DO IS ABUSE SCAMP AND ACT LIKE A PUSSY
YOU THINK THIS IS BLASPHEMY WELL YOU'RE A CLEAN FREAK
NOT TO MENTION YOU ARE JUST LIKE RARITY AND ZURI
SO FUCK YOU BITCH OR I WILL INK RIGHT THROUGH YOUR ASS
I CAN EVEN FIGURE WHY YOU HAVE THE SASS
[DANIELLE]
OH YOU THINK I GOT THE SASS WELL YOU GOT THE SADNESS
THE SQUIDWARD SUICIDE VIDEO IS JUST SOME CREEPY BULLSHIT
IF YOU HATE SPONGEBOB SO MUCH JUST TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL
OR QUIT AT THE KRUSTY KRABS AND STOP EATING THOSE MEAL
I MAY BE A CLEAN FREAK BUT I CAN STILL OUTSHINE YOU
I THINK SQUILIAM IS A BETTER CHARACTER THAN YOU
I'LL ASK SCAMP TO SLICK MOVE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR COCK
YOUR NOSE IS SO BIG IT LIKE YOU'RE WEARING A SOCK
[SQUIDWARD]
YOU CAN'T INSULT ME WITH THOSE WORDS CAUSE IT DOESN'T HURT ME MOST
YOU ARE SO VERY STUBBORN I WILL SEND YOU A GHOST
YOU'RE A CLONE OF YOUR SISTER DID YOU USE THE MIRROR POND
THE ONLY CRAPPY VERSION IS WHEN YOU SANG A FUCKING SONG
MY VIDEO OF SUICIDE IS HITTING MANY VIEWS
YOURS IS JUST A PIECE OF TRASH IT JUST MAKE ME WANNA RAPE YOU
I DON'T NEED YOUR TONE SAYING YOU WANNA BE A JERK
SO GET OUT OF MY SHOW YOU BITCHY LITTLE PERVERT
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE