Me: I'm le back with like, my 5th story today! Whoo! PLOT BUNNIES!
Fang: I think what you're doing to the poor plot bunnies counts as animal cruelty…
Me: Psh, posh! I supply them with basic needs.
Fang: Water, if they produce at least 2 stories each. Food, only once every 12 hours…. Really, Autho?
Me: Whatever…. This is the epic story of me, Fang, and my bff with some severe writers block. Or in my case, an overload of plot bunnies!
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Quite obviously, I'm not James Patterson, either. I'm obviously a lady!
Me: This. Is a story of control. My, control…..
Tapengha: Wha?
Fang: She's singing Control, Glee cast version.
Me: Now, control this!
Fang: Would you stop?
Me: Nevah!
Tapengha: Ugghh! This is crap!
Me: What?
Tapengha: Did I spell this right?
Me: -Looks at screen- No.
Tapengha: I spelt area, didn't I?
Me: Nope, not even.
Fang: Wow, this is totes unfair!
Me: o.O What?
Tapengha: He said it's unfair.
Me: ZOMG! Fang speaks like me now!
Fang: Greatness.
Me: YAY! I've invaded your mind!
Fang: Nooooo!
Tapengha: What's a good title for this besides Red Moon? Everyone on Fanfiction has Red Moon as a title!
Me: Blood Moon?
Tapengha: They have that, too!
Fang: Death Moon?
Tapengha: Ok –goes to change title-
Fang: Ha! My ideas are better than yours- hey, are you working those poor plot bunnies again?
Me: Nope –types more-
Fang: Then whaddare you writing?
Me: What you just said….
Fang: Huh?
Tapengha: AHHHH!
Me: Now, what?
Tapengha: I know I spelt this right!
Me: -Looks at screen- Nope –goes back to typing-
Fang: -Glances at plot bunnies cage- You are overworking them!
Me: What? No! I just… just got some inspiration!
Fang: That's what plot bunnies do!
Me: It was actually our conversation. Not bunnies, Fang.
Fang: Whatever.
Me: -typetypetype-
Fang: STOP IT! Someone call the ASPCA!
Tapengha: NO!
Fang: What?
Tapengha: This one I freaking know I spelt right!
Fang: -Looks at screen- Nope.
Tapengha: AHHH!
Me: A-haha!
Tapengha: It's not funny!:(
Me: No, look at this!
Fang: -looks at- I think in Switzerland that's illegal.
Me: Ohhh…. –gets off site- -starts singing- Give me a second, I, I need to get my story straight!
Fang: -Covers ears-
Tapengha: -Headdesk- Oh God, oh God, oh GOD! Frickin' A!
Fang: -sighs- No…. you spelt…. harte…
Tapengha: That says 'Heart'! HEART!
Me: -pauses with the typing- Nope…
Tapengha: I give up…D:
Me: Never give up! –sticks arm in air, pointing the index finger- That's why we have.. SPELL-CHECK!
Fang: -is freeing plot bunnies, whispering- Be free! Be free!
Me: NO! –grabs plot bunnies- I need those!
Tapengha: Lemme have one.
Me: -Gives Steve- Steve is annoying. You can keep him.
Tapengha: -gets sudden raunchy inspiration, diabolical laugh- Muahahahaha!
Me: Great.
Fang: -whining- I don't get mentioned enough in stories!
Alex(OC): Me either!
Avery(OC): Neither do I!
Zach(OC): Same!
Me: Uggghhh….. I will get to your stories. I need a new plot bunny!
Fang: So you can torture it, too?
Me: AHH! –goes crazy- Why is everyone complaining at me today?
Tapengha: Steve is being nasty-minded…
Me: -smacks Steve- Stop.
Steve: Never!
Me: Stupid plot bunny
Fang: -ushers OC's away- Alright, alright, venting time over. Back to your cabins…
Me: Thank. You. –huggles-
Tapengha: What do I do with Steve?
Steve: -is kicking Tapengha's face-
Me: -Pries off face- Sighhh… -releases Steve into wild- Be free, little monster.
Steve: -joins Lady GaGa fan-club- I'm a little monster!
Lady GaGa fan club members: -Welcome Steve into group, chant- GaGa, ooohh la la la, ro ma, ro ma ma!
Me: o.O ok… End of chapter….
Tapengha: Bye! –gets new plot bunny-
Fang: Bye.
Me: Ok! The not so epical tale of me, a friend, Fang and plot bunnies!
Fang: Lets go watch You Deserve It now.
Me: Bye! There will be more chapters prom- (is disconnected)
Tech Lady: RR?