Hope's Peak Academy; they say whoever graduated from that school would have ever college in the state knocking at their door. The students there were to be the best of the best, and the absolute pinnacle of zealots.

…not every time.

After school, in one of the classrooms, an afterschool club met. As far as the school knew it was only called the Hope's Peak Gentlemen's Club; a place for manly men to talk, compare stories, and be men.

It was also a place…for something crucial.

"So let's just say you're an average dude, livin' the life of an average dude. But for some dudes, gettin' girls to notice 'em, can be quite a challenge." Leon Kuwata said to the room filled with teenage guys; the Gentlemen's club. Here, many of the iconic males sat, like Mondo Owada and Makoto Naegi, to even the likes of Kazuichi Souda and Teruteru Hanamura.

Really, much of the males from the 77th and 78th class was present. Leon continued, as he tapped a chalkboard with an internet URL.

"Luckily, there's a thing called Justgirlythings on the internet; detailing what a girl wants and what she wants guys to do. Now it's scientifically proven that if we follow their instructions, chicks'll be obliged to give us all a chance, and that's the purpose of this badass club of badass manly men, except you Makoto. I promise by Winter Break each of us'll have chicks swarming over them and you'll have to beat them back with a bat." Leon leaned against the chalkboard; a cocky grin on his face. "Now, any questions?" Teruteru's hand went up.

"…yeah?"

"Does this mean we'll learn how to get their panties? Or something better?~"

"Yeah, I just said you'll have chicks fighting over ya. Any other questions?" Mondo's hand lifted.

"Why the fuck're we meetin' after school when the broads are all back in their dorms or doin' other shit?"

"It's cause we'll be able to pick up where they're at man. Like that swimmer chick…Aoi right? Who here hasn't seen that rack of hers?" No one's hand went up. "Exactly! We gotta learn 'em before we get 'em, know what I'm sayin'?"

"...um…question." Makoto's hand slowly raised. "Why don't we just…y'know…try being nice to girls and actually talk to them?"

"And miss out on the epicness? You're not a real man…um…man!" Souda shouted from his seat in the back, while Nagito just leaned back in his seat, a content grin on his face.

"I just want everyone's hope to shine to the fullest…especially… her." Mondo just…stared at Nagito.

"…if you mean that Junko broad I'd avoid her if I was you. She ain't right in the head if ya ask me."

"Nor is her sister, but you keep going after her apparently." Byakuya spoke up, reading a book in his seat. "I'd say you haven't much room to talk."

"Says the guy with a crazy ass stalker."

"Classmates, bickering is not welcome in a school environment!" Ishimaru spoke up, standing and giving them both a firm, serious look. "We're here to learn something new, and use these skills to better our time here in school and-"

"Just say you want to get with that girl in the 77th class and be done with it, alright, hall monitor? Never expected you to like a short girl with a vicious attitude."

"Ah don' listen to that fucker bro; if ya like this broad then here's the best place to learn how'll you'll get 'er, right Leon?"

"Right! So first thing's first, we're all gonna get moving. Also someone find Ryota…he's first." In the back of the room the animator…or rather…animators both pipped up, shivering.

One of the was fat and currently chewing on a chicken wing, and the other was pale and sickly. Leon was first to facepalm.

"Okay someone figure out which is the imposter and let's move on. Seriously, how do we keep fallin' for this trick?" The entire room full of guys got up and packed their things up, preparing to move out and go get some experience.

"Wait…why the fuck am I here?" Fuyuhiko finally questioned, though Souda just pushed him along.

"Don't question it and let's go. We're gonna get so many girls after this man! Think about it; a swimming pool filled with girls…can you picture it?"

"I imagine it'd be very painful to dive in, for you and the girls." Hajime spoke up, shrugging with a smirk; the Reserve Course student being let in namely because Nagito recommended him for the Gentlemen's Club. Souda just glared at Hajime a bit but they were silenced when Yamada rushed past them; glasses giving a sharp glimmer.

"We must make haste fellows! The women, they wait for no one!"

"…anyone wanna tell him they're literally not going anywhere." Fuyuhiko muttered, shaking his head.

The Gentlemen's Club had their work cut out for them…

(So, this is happening. It came to be after watching the Engine Wolf thing with this and eventually I wondered why has no one else done something like this; it's pure comedic gold. So, when I get a chance, I'll be working on something like this; using the internet's justgirlythings as a rubric and chapter title for each of these with the guys from both classes trying to get the girls…only a handful actually win so there's that. So stay tuned for greatness, so to speak.

Some of the class of 78 were based from the Abridged, it made more sense to me comedic wise.)