CHICKENS!!!!!!!!(or coocos, whatever...) By Supermusashi
Based on a 'true' story on Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.Thatz not good.
I don't own chickens.Thatz good. ;)
I did this once.....haha...try it.
I entered Ka-whatever Village and saw a chicken.
My sister and I hated these things.
We had taken a special trip oncee to Lon Lon Rance just cuz of their Chicken Throwing game thingy.
As I pondered about that, I devised a brilliant plan.
I chuckled and threw back my sword and energy builded in it.
I tiptoed closer and closer to the chickens and then I swung my sword and hit the chicken.
It shrieked.
My fairy,Navi said something then.
Navi:I don't think that was a good idea....
I didn't listen to her.
I fell on the ground in a laughing riot and yelled,"TAKE THAT, CHICKEN!!!"
As I histericly laughed, it threw its head up and crowed at the sky twice.
I opened my eyes that were filled with histerical tears.
I stoped laughing.
I saw what was in the sky.
Chickens.
Hundreds of them.
I froze.
They swooped down and pecked me.
Me: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I got up and ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
I looked back. they were still following me.
I ran and ran, and ran some more, then I hopped on Epona and rode off.
They still followed.
I rode faster and faster.
I neared Lon Lon Ranch.
I went into the opening gate.
I went into the door of the stable.
I hid there for the rest of the night.
In the morning, I cracked the door and peeked out.
.....oh....no.......
|||||20 years later|||||
Ashlee(my daughter):I'm glad we started this farm, Mom!
Me: I know! Epona really likes it here.
Ashlee: So do the other horses.
Me: and the cows.
Ashlee: and the chickens.
Me:..................CHICKENS!!!!!!AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *runs in circles*
Ashlee:..........oops.............
The End......
or is it???
haha.
Based on a 'true' story on Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.Thatz not good.
I don't own chickens.Thatz good. ;)
I did this once.....haha...try it.
I entered Ka-whatever Village and saw a chicken.
My sister and I hated these things.
We had taken a special trip oncee to Lon Lon Rance just cuz of their Chicken Throwing game thingy.
As I pondered about that, I devised a brilliant plan.
I chuckled and threw back my sword and energy builded in it.
I tiptoed closer and closer to the chickens and then I swung my sword and hit the chicken.
It shrieked.
My fairy,Navi said something then.
Navi:I don't think that was a good idea....
I didn't listen to her.
I fell on the ground in a laughing riot and yelled,"TAKE THAT, CHICKEN!!!"
As I histericly laughed, it threw its head up and crowed at the sky twice.
I opened my eyes that were filled with histerical tears.
I stoped laughing.
I saw what was in the sky.
Chickens.
Hundreds of them.
I froze.
They swooped down and pecked me.
Me: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I got up and ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
I looked back. they were still following me.
I ran and ran, and ran some more, then I hopped on Epona and rode off.
They still followed.
I rode faster and faster.
I neared Lon Lon Ranch.
I went into the opening gate.
I went into the door of the stable.
I hid there for the rest of the night.
In the morning, I cracked the door and peeked out.
.....oh....no.......
|||||20 years later|||||
Ashlee(my daughter):I'm glad we started this farm, Mom!
Me: I know! Epona really likes it here.
Ashlee: So do the other horses.
Me: and the cows.
Ashlee: and the chickens.
Me:..................CHICKENS!!!!!!AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *runs in circles*
Ashlee:..........oops.............
The End......
or is it???
haha.