Freakbags and Dragons
Roran and Carn were beset on all sides by men who feel no pain. They all had ferocious wounds and blood stained ground. Roran cut them down on all sides. They still came and the remaining Varden fell quickly.
Just as they were about to be overwhelmed Carn screamed the word help in the ancient language. There was a flash of light and a metallic noise. Then there was a single man in strange drab green clothing holding a strange metallic object. The Laughing Dead began to close in on him.
"Eat it Freakbags!" The Browning had sawed through the Laughing Dead in seconds. And Roran's face went 0_0."Oooorah"
Arya was desperately trying to fend of several imperial spell casters with enhanced bodies. A flash of green light dazzled everyone.
A blonde man in a grey uniform with a red armband stood in the epicenter of the blast holding a shiny object that seemed to emanate lightning.
A gigantic knife with a hand guard that sported spikes hung on his side. One of the magicians swung a blade at the man. He ducked it and returned with the knife.
"HOW DARE YOU SCHWEINHUND!" The man's head rolled several yards. The Bowie knife stained red. Another magician tried to assault him. The man kicked him in the groin. "KNEEL!" The man's head flew for several yards.
After several moments of decapitations and various lost limbs accompanied by mad laughter the magicians began to fall back. A man without legs tried to stab the maniac.
The man's head exploded. "Stumpy was rude to the doctor. Stumpy paid the price." The remaining magicians tried to flee. The Wunderwaffe's lightning coursed through all of them. They all collapsed. "None can stand against the great Doctor Richtofen!" Arya ran away screaming like a little girl and ran away.
This is pulled from the COD zombies. If I get enough reviews I'll do Takeo and Nikolai in you liked it. So stupid I had to write it.