Meg Griffin: Born to be a sexy male!?
Summary: Meg Griffin has just gone through her 10,000 attempt of failed suicide and they have had a enough. In order to tackle this problem they've decided to let her pass on and reincarnate into a different body with everything she ever wanted in a life but of course with a price and she definitely did not expect to lose her womanhood to get it.
This story was inspired by the family guy episode were Stewie erases his existence from the timeline and gets reborn into an English wealthy family.
I do not own Family Guy.
Enjoy!
"Boss, we need to talk" Regular Death said to one of the Super Death's in charge of the Griffin house hold, considering how close each of them get to death every day, they just had to have their own sector.
Super Death sighed and put down his morning paper and said. "Now what did they do?"
"They didn't do anything. I here to talk about Meg Griffin" Regular Death said.
"You mean the girl who's always trying to commit suicide because of how terrible life is to her?" Super Death said, why should he care?
"She's just attempted suicide for 100,000 time, boss" Regular Death said, before pointing to a large corridor and saying. "Boss see that whole corridor?"
"Yes" Super Death said.
"That's all Meg Griffin" Regular death said, making his boss gasp. "And that's not even counting how many times she been so closed to death at the hands of her own father or someone close to her. Every time she dies, we always send her back, only for her to return two or three weeks later. There is no end to this and the pile of work, will just keep growing and growing at an alarming rate. By the time it's actually her time to die, not only will her file fill up a whole two buildings, we'll have to invite places to store it all in and we just don't have that kind of cash to spend on one person"
And the mention of money Super Death suddenly looked very alarmed, everything was so expensive here to the point that they were actually losing money because of the Griffins and if they could do something about Meg than who knows, maybe there will be a day when they actually do have money to spend on other things and said. "So what do you suggest?"
"I say the next time she's visits us, we let her die." Regular Death said, making him gasp in shock. "We won't have to worry about Meg Griffin anymore if we let her pass on"
"We can't do that" Super Death said, "You and I, both know everybody attitude towards Meg Griffin, how can we be certain that, if we send her to heaven that we won't be sending her to a much worse hell than the one she's living in currently and the worst part is, she can't die. Her father is extremely abusive to her and everybody else doesn't really care if she dies so what would happen to her in heaven?"
"Than why can't we reincarnate her boss?" Regular Death said.
And Super Death just had to say. "What?"
"It's the only way, if she was born as somebody else than not only would the workload reduce because we would no longer have to worry about Meg Griffin but she would somebody else problem, and I highly doubt anybody could be so abusive to their own flesh and blood more than Peter Griffin" Regular Death said. "It's the least we can do. We should have never let her be born into such a family and in Quahog no less. The girl is miserable to the point that she cuts herself on a regular basis and she feels no shame in doing so because nobody cares. We owe it to the power girl to give her a better life than this"
"I'll think about it" Super Death said. "The next time she comes to us, well ask her what she wants."
Just than Meg Griffin appeared right in front of them and Regular Death could just feel the added paperwork coming in existence, Meg was dressed in all white but her head looked like it had been forcibly ripped open.
"Oh, hi Super Death. Hi, Regular Death" Meg said, expecting them to send her back to relieve her terrible life.
"So what did you die from this time?" Super Death said.
"A wild dog came and attacked me, nobody bothered to help me with the bleeding and told me to stop being dramatic" Meg said, like it was no big deal and Regular Death gave his boss a look that said 'Now tell me that's normal?'
"So when are you guys planning on sending me back?" Meg said, "I've got this really important test on Wednesday that I can't miss"
"Actually Meg..." Super Death began. "We weren't planning to send you back."
And Meg just had to say.
"What?"
"Your clearly unhappy with your life and there is no doubt in anybody mind that you'll be back in a couple of days" Super Death said, "That's why, where going to let you finally pass on, we're going to have you reincarnated"
"What?" Was all Meg could say as her brain struggled to keep up.
"Me and my associate here are willing to give you the life that you've always wanted" Super Death said, "Whether it's being blessed with good looks, money, being an only child, being around people who actually like you and won't include you out of even family matters, we can even make you born as a foreigner if you wish"
And Meg just started before turning to Regular Death and asking. "Is he serious?"
Regular death nodded before Meg eyes shone, in those rear moment's where she felt truly alive even though she was currently dead.
"Seriously!?" Meg said, this was officially the best day of her life, IF she had know this would happen after getting mauled by a dog, she would have done so years ago and said. "I can't believe this is actually happening! Okay first, I want to be born with good looks and a smoking hot body, I mean Karen Mulder hot after she just walked out of a spa. I want to be born into a rich family and I have my own Butler for everything so I can rob my wealth in those snotty popular kid face, ooh, I would like to be English. Everybody knows how attractive someone is when they have an English accent" before pausing. "you know what, let me write this all down" a paper and pen just magically showed up and she wrote down like crazy.
After half an hour, she handed it over to Super Death who was shocked when it unfolded to reveal a really longer list.
He gave a look to Regular Death who had a look that said 'You already agreed to it, are you really going to go back your word?'.
"Very Meg Griffin I will approval your request" Super Death said, before getting out his Scythe and saying. "From this moment on Meg Griffin is no more, may you find happiness in your new life" and with that he swung his weapon at her head and she disappeared.
Not even a second later, Regular Death turned to his boss and said. "You know... you should have told her the price of granting all those wishes"
"And tell what? That she would have to give up life as a woman? It was either that are having her live until she was twenty years old." Super Death said, "It's her own fault that she went really crazy with the list. For everything to come true, she would have to give up something precious to her, although I don't think her womanhood has really helped her in terms of boyfriends, though."
"You know, she might attempt to kill herself the moment she has the strength to" Regular Death pointed.
"But she won't be our problem anymore" Super Death pointed out before saying. "Anyway, who asks for a pool in their own closest? Seriously, who does that?"
"The rich and the powerful I guess" Regular Death said.
#With Meg#
Meg had never been more thankful that she currently couldn't open her eyes or even see around her, because feeling the horror that was happening to her was just enough for her to endure, she didn't want to see it too.
But after what seemed like eternity, she finally took her first breath into the outside world for the second time, looking forward to her amazing life.
"Congratulations Mr and Mrs Lincoln on your new baby boy" A man said, with a posh English accent, at first Meg was in awe by how posh the names sounded until she heard the word 'boy'.
She was in shock.
Clearly the man got it wrong, she was a girl, she had specifically asked to grow into a hot female's body.
However, there was only one way to find out, she willed her tiny arms to touch the part of her body that she only saw a handful of times while changing and going under a shower, expecting something small and smooth, instead she felt something squishy.
Very swishy.
Her mind willed with horror when she realized what she was touching.
And for the first time in her new life, she screamed.
But to the surrounding people it was the scream of a child who just took their first breath into the world instead of someone being horrified that their gender had been swapped, it wasn't her fault that most of the males surrounding her in her old life where complete douche bags and liked to pick on her, it warped her perception of most males out there.
Meg know that she was going to have a good cry when she was cleaned, she didn't stop crying even when she was held in her new mother's arms, until she realized just how good it felt to be held with such and care and protection by random strangers, who weren't paid to be around her.
That warmth quickly turned to sleep and she found herself fast asleep snoring lightly in her new mother's arm's, for the first time feeling protected and loved.
Maybe this wasn't so bad?
# A week later#
She was finally deemed healthy enough to be taken home once she stopped crying and came to grips with her latest gender, she still had issues with being accepted in, due to how life shaped her, Meg though she could always have a sex change but she was too afraid of what other people would say about her when she began a transition into a women, some of the stories she heard was terrible.
A man in a tuxedo came to pick her up which immediately got her attention.
"You must be the newest young master" The man said, picking her up gently, she was dressed in a baby blue onesie, "You do have my masters eyes and my mistress's face, I can tell you'll be a very special boy when you grow up" holding her like an expert, making her think, that this man had experience with babies in the past. "Let's go, the mistress and master are waiting for you."
He left with her tucked safely in his arms.
They walked out of the hospital and walked towards a black limousine parked in the special driveway, away from the regular people.
The door was immediately opened by the driver who saw them coming from a far and who bowed to the small baby in the man's arms.
Who know a boy who was only a week old could command such respect?
Meg was in shock by the special treatment, she never got that attitude when somebody meets her for the first time, before she was carried into her mother's arms and strapped into a brand new baby seat.
Her new father looked to be in his twenties but she know better than to judge, he had dark black slick hair and Meg was shocked by how good looking he was, before she remembered what she wrote down.
She wrote down that she wanted to be the child of two Supermodels so that she was guaranteed good looks and money, her new mother was definitely what you would call top magazine hot.
They both looked nothing like Louise or Peter, neither of them looked fat or even stupid, her new mother had white hair! She was starting to pray that, that was natural and wasn't dyed because she wanted to have the same hair as well, because how cool is that?
It practically screams nobleman.
"Piers, aren't you happy to finally go home with mommy? You can finally say hello to your siblings, they've been wanting to meet you ever since I found out I had you in my tummy" The woman said, like she was speaking to a baby and Meg wanted to roll her eyes but was too caught up in her stunning the women looked.
The vehicle's started up and began to drive away, soon the hospital was nothing more than a faint memory and Meg couldn't help but look forward to what the future had in store for her.
That and she should really stop thinking of herself as a woman.
It's not like being a women had even helped her, anyway.
And scene!
So what do you think? I bursting with idea's at the moment, I was thinking of having her befriending one of Meg's friends and than at a party, there at a party that turns out to be pure hell until she shows at a party for a brief meeting only to invite them all of them to a house party which none of the popular kids are invited to. Review/fav and follow!