Kia: Thank you for coming! I hope you like our fanfiction! I still don't get it, though...
Raquel: This was inspired whilst doodling in class, thinking, What if...
Kia: Fruits Basket isn't ours! If it was, it would have a better name!
Schizo: This is T, and viewer discretion is advised. There's an incredible amount of suggestiveness, and censored swearing. This may ruin fragile minds. You have been warned.
Kyo walked downstairs, not really groggy or tired. He wanted to beat Yuki somehow, even something like waking up early. In fact, the cat was almost cheerful as he entered the kitchen for breakfast. "Good morning, Haru," he said upon seeing the cow.
If Haru was surprised by his good mood, he didn't show it. Then again, Hatsuharu's standard expression was a deadpan.
The cat opened the fridge, and his mood decreased incredibly.
The white-haired boy raised an eyebrow slightly. "Is something wrong, Kyo?"
"D*** it! We're out of milk AGAIN!?"
"Heh. Are cats quite fond of milk? You seem upset."
"Shut up! I don't need to hear it from you, cow!"
In truth, Kyo was rather fond of it. In fact, he adored it, but he didn't admit this to anyone. After all, the last thing he needed were more taunts like, Awww, does the widdle kitty wuv milk? and Oh, Kyokyo, how cute! Would you like some yarn to play with, too? Shigure could be such an a**.
The younger Zodiac animal made a contemplating face. "You know, I am a cow."
"Yeah. I know. What's your point?" Kyo growled.
"Kyo-kun, are you aware of a cow's capabilities?"
All the blood drained from his face as it dawned on him. "AW H*** NO!"
"If you truly are that desperate, I'd be more than happy..."
Though this was an incredibly disturbing notion, Kyo reaalllly wanted milk. And the store was sooooo far away. The redhead drooled slightly as he imagined the delicious taste of it filling his mouth...
"Kyo...I'm a bit concerned as to what you're so happy about."
The cat jerked out of his dairy daydream, realizing what that must've looked like.
"AIN'T NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, WHITE-HAIR!"
"I'm very glad to hear it. Now, I'd like to walk back to the main house, so if you don't-"
"FINE!" Though his face was bright red, Kyo couldn't turn down the idea of that delicious white liquid.
"Very well."
* * *15 Minutes Later***
Tohru happily walked down the hall. She couldn't wait to make a nice breakfast for everyone. Once she reached the foot of the stairs, she saw Yuki, peering around the corner of the doorframe into the kitchen.
"Yuki, "she started to say, "What-"
Yuki put his hand to her mouth. "Miss Honda, please be quiet. We don't want them catching us."
"Who?" She whispered. She craned her neck to peek around the doorway. The rat put his hands to her eyes. "Miss Honda, it would actually be a good idea if you just went back to your room for a while, ok?"
"But-"
"Please. Breakfast can wait. Uhhh, write some poetry, okay? I'll let you know when you can come down." Tohru was very confused, but she left, with Yuki saying strange things to himself, like innocence, Haru, how could you, and cheating.
Kyo enjoyed some milk.