Private's life lessons

by pikachulover101

Private doesn't know the secerts of life until he asks for it and he learns it the hard way. 3 shot story. Rated T though safe because of wierd gross secrets. ranges to comedy, gross, and smart bad intro good middle and end

The backline: We all know that Private's a young penguin who doesn't know the dangers of the real world right? He doesn't know actual life is out there outside of a cushy life in the zoo.

Well since he doesn't know he'll know in the next one shot chapter when he learns all the devious secrets of life. P.S. I know life's not bad this is just some secrets but just to a sure you we'll cover stuff like:

Where did babies come from? (No we will not sensor prepare to barf)

Unknown did you knows (Early school already? Aw man)

Tech talk (Oh my gosh! My brain is melting!)

The meaning of when life gives you lemons you make lemonade (Boring life lesson ZZZ)

Puberty (Ok again we will not sensor you are thinking now THIS STORY WILL be BORINGLY educational will gross things)

Bad words (I will sensor that part just because I do not want to go to ****)

And other stuff you did not know. Educational fan fiction I know but this is a story for Private not for you! This is a 3 shot so Private after knows things you should not mention to little kids he will use them. Enjoy while I start in making. This is not that overrated because its not that teenish.