EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CASPER
VS
GARFIELD
BEGIN
[CASPER]
ALRIGHT GARFIELD I'M GANNA HAUNT YOUR SOUL
YOUR MOVIE SUCK CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE
YOU IDIOT YOUR JEALOUS OF A DOG IN A HOUSE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE DAFFODIL AND CLIFFORD NOW
YOUR FROM DISNEY AND PIXAR AND YOUR A PUSSY
YOU ORANGE CAT COULDNT EAT A FUCKING MICE PLEASE
I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL WITH MY POWER IN FEAR
WHILE I TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE THEN YOU HAVE EIGHT YEAR
[GARFIELD]
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP CASPER THE GHOST
YOU ARE THE WORST VERSION THAT I DONT WANNA BOAST
YOU ARE NOT SO SCARY JUST A NERD AND YOUR LAMER
YOU ARE WORST AT SCHOOL AND EVEN SO SHITTIER
YOU MAY BE A GHOST BUT I AM STILL MORE TOUGH
I GOT COMIC CARTOON AND MOVIE THAT ARE AWSESOME
YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO HELL AND DIE
HOW DID YOU DO IT JUST COMMIT SUICIDE
[CASPER]
HEY DONT MESS WITH ME CAUSE I'M A GHOST OF THE CENTURY
I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU WONT TAKE A VICTORY
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP YOU WILL GO BACK TO THE CAT
GO TO SAGWA SHEEGWA SNOWBALL MITTENS DONGWA FLO AND ZO
HEY I MAY BE A RETARD BUT MY FRIENDS ADORE ME
YOUR JUST A TROUBLEMAKER WITH JOHN IN THE MOVIE
IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR DOGGIE FRIEND KILL HIM WITH FIRE
DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOUR A LIAR
[GARFIELD]
I DONT NEED LESSON FROM YOU AND YOUR GHOST FRIEND
IF YOU LOVE A SLUT THEN FUCK YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND
MAYBE I SHOULD TELL YOU HOW TO BE A GHOST
AND ALSO HOW TO EAT DRINK SWIM FART AND CHOKE
GHOST ARE LAME BE LIKE SOMEONE THAT WILL SEE
LIKE DEVIL WEREWOLF VAMPIRE GRIM REAPER CHUCKY
I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE MY SHOW IS RETURNING
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL CASPER GOODBYE YOU FIEND
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE