I'm sorry for any miss spellings or grammar mistakes because I am sure there are a bunch. Also it is strongly recommended that you read Harry Potter 4 and Percy Jackson first.

2 Worlds Collide

Har, har tee hee splat! The twins giggled uncontrollably.

What the pickles are you two laughing about?" Hermione scolded

"Your-" Elise Black started.

"Face!" Emma Black finished.

Hermione reached for her compact mirror and screamed. The most gigantic zit EVER was growing between her eyes. The twins laughed only harder.

The train shook as it rolled into the Hogsmead station.

"You two really ought to be nicer." Harry commented to his two half-ish sisters. He had lived with them and his godfather, their dad, Sirius Black pretty much his whole life and knew they wouldn't hurt him, just Hermione and the people who annoyed them. But he still chose his words carefully.

"Your right, " Emma sighed

"Next time we'll break it to her gently," Elise finished before skipping off the train though claim a carriage.

The food appeared magically on the table after the sorting like always and Ron dived over and started stuffing his face full of pudding -chocolate pudding-

"So, how were your summers before you went to the Quidditch Cup?" Hermione said to start a conversation.

"Great!" Harry exclaimed. "Quiet too." he looked accusingly at the twins who battered their eyes innocently.

"And yours?" Hermione asked the twins.

The twins exchanged nervous glances. The truth was they had spent their entire summer at Camp Half-blood in America. Yes they were Demigods, and witches and ninjas, but that's something else. "Oh, we just went to America.

"Oh really." Hermione said, clearly wanting mare.

"Shush, it's Dumbledor!" Harry cried out, saving the twins form farther questioning from Hermione as they all turned to look at Dumbledor.

"We have once again gathered in these ancient halls..." as Dumbledor, rambled on with his speech he gave every year. ("Stop it you too!" Hermione harshly whispered to the twins who pretending to be asleep.) Then an interesting piece of information caught their attention, " Also everyone should know that there will be no Quidditch this year." loud protests started streaming out of every one's mouths, except Hermione, because everyone was on the Quidditch team or deeply concerned about it (Ron) except Hermione.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Emma, Elise, Fred, and George screamed dramatically and louder than everyone as if rehearsed.

After a few moments Dumbledor said "well on second thought I might be able to fit it into our schedule... NOW the more official business, this year, through lots of careful planning, we have the opportunity to have the TRI-WIZARDING TOURNAMENT here, and only 17 and older can enter. The other schools will arrive next Friday. For know though, everyone is dismissed.

" That's fiddles, I'm sure I, with the help of my twin of course, could easily beat those other schools." Emma said as they headed for the Griffindor common room.

" Keep dreaming," Hermione replied coldly.

"Why are you even here? Shouldn't you be looking for some zit cream or something?" Elise snapped.

Remembering her forehead, Hermione slapped it, screamed, and ran off to find madam Pompfree.

When the gang finally entered the common room Fred and George walked up to them," that's redonkulas, the 17 rule; I mean will be 17 in a few months. Were going to find some way to get into that tournament!"

"We'll help!" as they jumped up and walked away, twins and twins.

It was the first day of school. It just so happens that their first class was… potions!

"Great way to start out the year, with Snape! I'm just thrilled more time for Snape to disappear my potions and give me Ts," Harry sarcastically said as his fake smile dropped to an angry frown, dreading the moment he would walk into the dungeons.

When Professor Snape walked into the dungeons he gave Harry a look of dread but the twins a stare of torture. Snape, for childhood reasons, hated James Potter, but loathed Sirius Black, and he carries that hatred on to there children, Snape also hated the things Harry got away with little punishment and the daily things the twins got away with no punishment what's so ever! Yes, people thought that there was no one that Snape could hate more than Harry, but the twins beat that by a lot.

"Turn to page ten in your books, you have an hour to complete the potion and turn it in to me on my desk, if you have anything worth grading." Snape sneered, glaring at Harry. He started to roam around the room, complementing and sometimes giving suggestions to the Slytherin's and glaring over the Griffindor's shoulders.

"Just enough time for our plan-" Elise started.

"To be exictuted. Hermione start my potion for me, I'm going in." Emma said dramatically. She "accidentally" dropped her pencil on the floor and it rolled under the table and dived underneath to retrieve it. Hermione sighed but got to work on both of their potions, she never did like Snape much. Emma wrapped the invisibility cloak around her and pranced to the Slytherin's side of the room.

"Hermine, what's the thing-a-ma-jig?" Ron asked holding up some corkscrew slimy thing.

Hermione went on a rant about knowing your ingredients as Emma pulled Malfoy's undies up, up, up and over his head. A horrified girl like scream exited his mouth. She then bounced over to her wand on Snape's desk and flicked it once. All the Slythies howled and grasped their bottoms.

"WEEEEgi!" Crabbe yelped.

"Lol, wwwy?" Lavender cheer-leader-like said to Pansy Parkison.

"What the Merlin's undies does that mean?" She shot backed

"What's… wrong…. With…you?" Lavender said very, very slowly.

Emma then waved her wand one more time and set it back on the table and slipped back silently back into her seat, unnoticed. Just then, McGonnagal briskly stomped into the room. She stopped dead when she saw Snape's hair.

"What on earth happened to you!"

Snape looked up worried," What ever do you mean, Minerva?" She flicked her wand and produced a mirror. "PINK!" Snape roared, his hair was Bright bubblegum pink that was in greasy, oily spikes. "Emma and Elise Black! You are in trouble now!"

"What did we do? We have just been innocently doing our potions. Besides, our wands are on your desk, the same place you make us put them when we walk into the room." Elise stated on a perfectly innocent tone, almost as if rehearsed (cough, cough)

The twins, Harry and Ron were all laughing hysterically as they watched Malfoy wiggle and squirm with extreme agony out of the dungeons with his underwear still over his head. Crabbe and Goyle tried to get it off while Snape tried everything he could to get his hair back to normal. Eventually Snape dismissed the class early and ran out of the dungeons with his hair now with pink AND purple spikes. " This definitely has to be the best potions ever," Harry gasped between roars of laughter, Malfoy tried to look as if he had noticed nothing, but it only made everyone laugh harder.

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